Monkey goes shopping today.
What are those people looking at?

OMG! Is that a mad cow?

Oh no, are two cows.
Who put the cows here?
Hey, someone selling the cows in front of shopping mall, crazy or what?

Oh I see, not mad cows, not for sale, is a promotion for Colostrum, a chewable Colostrum Tablets from New Zealand. So these cows must come from New Zealand as well??

Monkey: Hello, cows, I’m monkey, great to see you mate!
Cow: Wowww… (Sign of friendliness, I suppose.)

Monkey: Argh…damn cow, you wee wee in front of me?
Cow: So what!

I feel this one fell very sian (boring).

Cow: Hey Monkey, why don’t you come to join me, then you will know how sian is.
Monkey: No, thank you.

Try to keibo, listen what these children say.

A: Poor cow, they tie them.
B: I think they gonna kill them soon.
C: Yeah, make them a nice steak.
A: I agree, look delicious.

OMG, they though this is market?
Then I found out this,

What, cow for sale!
2 COWs = RM 6,500
1 COW = RM 3,500

Monkey: Yeah, I want to buy one.
Donkey: You donkey or what, where you wanna to keep it, your bedroom or toilet?
Monkey: ……(I forgotten I’m no longer stay in the jungle).

Okay, time to go shopping.
Bye bye!

p/s: I think the wee wee one is not a cow but bullshit, cause it has the thing….