I know Sir

Last night donkey asked monkey out for dinner.

Donkey: You drive?
Monkey: Ya

Bloooommmmmmmmmm……

Donkey: Don’t drive so fast.

Monkey:60km/h only.

Donkey: Be careful, cross road in front.

Monkey: I know.
Donkey: See the traffic light, slow down, it turns to yellow.
Monkey: Got any cars?
Donkey: No
Bloooommmmmmmmmm……
Bibubibu…………………….
Donkey: Police after you.
Monkey: I know. (Stop the car)
police: Hey man, do you see the traffic light.
Monkey: Ya (Damn of course I see)
police: What colour?
Monkey: Red (I’m not colour blind!)
police: So, why you don’t stop?
Monkey: Cause I didn’t see you, sir!
police: ………
Donkey: ………

You should know what happen after that.

Tags: