I received an email from my lovely friend this morning.

Hi hi,
I know you will be at KL next week, ni ner ner de, tulan u, damn you go back to zoo, (please excuse her French)
why don’t ask me to join!!! Since I know you before you come to this world ,(ya mer, she is kinda siao type)
I know you kinda building crazy monkey, can even hit and kiss the people while enjoying what you so call Achipek. (is Architecture)
Anyway, if you still want your monkey life, do bring along this few things with you if you decide to go to that bloody and expensive Putrajaya especially those millions or billions Government Buildings.

First, umbrella,

just in case another pipe or water tank blasts.

Second, safety helmet,

just in case the ceiling panel falls again.

And lastly safety boot,

what for? Stupid, just in case the floor slab cracks, or come to the worst collapses.

If you don’t understand me, go and read newspaper!

Hate u,
Mickey

Yes, that’s my friend, Mickey. She wants me to become Phua Chu Kang!

Not bad lah, Phua Chu Kang Monkey! Anyway, thanks Mickey!

P/S: Monkey will be out of the town for a week, if you see monkey in Kuching, Penang and KL, don’t hesitate to say hello to me and buy me a drink, in return I will give you a banana, deal? Thanks

P/S: If you meet monkey in Singapore, Thailand and Melbourne, that’s not me, could be another monkey escapes from zoo! Thanks for your attention!