Pay raise for Government Servants

Long time not going to Kopitiam liao, Monkey monkey decides to go and yam char (have drink) with his friends, Ducky ducky, Piggy piggy and Turty turty.

monkey: Hello guys! Wah, Turty and Piggy look very happy today!
ducky: Off course lah, they got pay raise mah!
piggy: Someone jealous o!
ducky: Huh!
monkey: Ya lor, u two are government servants, get a pay raise.
turty: Not much ler!
ducky: Walau a, not much, 7.5% to 35% still not much! Living allowance increased by 100% some more!
monkey How much you guys got?
turty: I got 14%
piggy: I got 35%, Turty you leh?
ducky: Damn, I’m in private sector lah, 5 years not increase liao!
turty: You, Monkey, increase how many percent?
monkey: Oh, I got 120%!
piggy: Wah, so much!
turty: Salary or allowance?
monkey: My blood pressure index lah! (Too bad, where got?)
ducky: Wakakaka……..

Congratulation to all Malaysian Government servants who will get a pay raise effective from 1 July 2007.

alligator: Hope your service quality rose as well!
piggy: Who’re you?
alligator: No body, pass by only
turty: Chooi……