Long time not going to Kopitiam liao, Monkey decides to go and yam char (have drink) with his friends, Ducky , Piggy and Turty .

: Hello guys! Wah, Turty and Piggy look very happy today!
: Off course lah, they got pay raise mah!
: Someone jealous o!
: Huh!
: Ya lor, u two are government servants, get a pay raise.
: Not much ler!
: Walau a, not much, 7.5% to 35% still not much! Living allowance increased by 100% some more!
How much you guys got?
: I got 14%
: I got 35%, Turty you leh?
: Damn, I’m in private sector lah, 5 years not increase liao!
: You, Monkey, increase how many percent?
: Oh, I got 120%!
: Wah, so much!
: Salary or allowance?
: My blood pressure index lah! (Too bad, where got?)
: Wakakaka……..

Congratulation to all Malaysian Government servants who will get a pay raise effective from 1 July 2007.

: Hope your service quality rose as well!
: Who’re you?
: No body, pass by only
: Chooi……