Today is Monday

At home

7:14a.m.

Donkey: Wei… wake up!

Monkey answers in half sleep mode

Monkey: Mum, I don’t want to go to school today! (Still blur blur)

Donkey: Huh, what school? I’m not your mum, wake up now or else you will be late!

Suddenly Monkey awakes!

Monkey: Oh no, what’s the time now?… Darn, 7:15am….

Monkey gets ready and changes in super duper mode like superman.

Vroooom……..

Donkey: Wei… wait for me!!!!

Monkey: Oh no, c liao (die / mati lor!), I forget my wife!

Donkey: @#$%&^*@!$X…….

At office

7:59a.m.

Phew~ one minute to eight, Monkey manages to make it on time! So, he turns on the computer and logs into windows. After that, he just presses the Stand By button and turns the computer into hibernation mode, and does the some to himself……….

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Hmmmm….. Monkey never likes Monday, he wishes there’re 8-day per week, 2 days for Sunday, hehehe…… :P But, no more day dream. Today is Monday, how do you do?