Irene complained about me, she said I’m too monkey (naughty)! Just kidding! In fact, she tagged me!

*5 Complaints*

To my lady boss
MW: Hi boss, I work for 3 years already, why no increment yet?
Boss: Because you’re not handsome!
MW: ….. (Then, why don’t you employ RAIN!)

To my Donkey
MW: Donkey, why our car feels like shit!
Donkey: Chooi… You’re driving a ‘Protong’ car lah!
MW:…. (No wonder feel like ‘Potong punya’ car!)

To my Professor
MW: Why that Mr. Suckme Bohock copies other people’s poems but other people says sorry for him!!
Professor: Oh, that fella sia-mit-du-mm-chai one (everything don’t know), very innocent!
MW: …. (Then, why I can’t copy people’s thesis!)

To my Dog
MW: Wei Doggy, you shot shot ar? Why you miao miao today?
Cat: Shit, I’m cat not dog! Woo Woo…
MW: ….. (Oh no, gotto change my spectacles liao!)

To my big Boss
MW: Boss, today is Duanwu Festival, why can’t work just half day?
………………….. (No answer)
MW: ….. (Walau A, he curi curi goes home already!)

Happy Duanwu Festival / Dragon Boat Festival / Bak Chang Festival! 端午节快乐!

You can take one zhonzi home! Thanks for listening!