Everybody is talking about new seven wonders of the world, but I don’t know what thingy is that. But I know new seven ‘ponders’ of the world, more precisely is the ‘pondering’ of the Monkey United Nation!
Don’t know what I’m talking about hay! Allow me to enlighten you. In Monkey United Nation you can enjoy the following for free!
1. Join football competition can win free twelve chicken eggs, one for each players and one for the coach, fair enough! 
2. Ulu Ulu Unibuscity nowadays more concentrates in extreme attire than world ranking. When people complain then technical problem always the excuse! Wah, put on so long only find out is wrong! Cool man, you make us cold!
3. Stolen Falari parked in Poly Station also can be stolen again, very good security o! So many mata also don’t know!
4. Every year we celebrate the misty festival thanks to our beloved neighbour. But sometime they barbecue too much! One chicken wing please!
5. Ms Suckme copied people song and sang it to Mr Pah Lala without acknowledgement. She still very proud of herself Thus, piracy never die because monkey see monkey do!
6. Tropical country of course got rain, after rain you will find swimming pool everywhere, got fish somemore (sometime got buaya too, from Sarawak one)! Mr Smart Toner also can do nothing o!
7. If you want to be creative, don’t rap the Negarakuku, but maybe can rap it in Naga Ragugujiao (sound Japanese), if not you have to stay in Taiwan and can’t come back or else your gugujiao will be circumscribed hor! Very pain o!
Walau A, very cute monkey nation! If you want to come here and do monkey business, then come lor, if not go far far away ar, the monkey minister said one.
This new Seven Ponders of the World post is solely for entertainment because is recorded in Kopitiam aka Coffee Shop, big brother says things in Kopitiam cannot believe one! Understand or not?
This post is proudly brought to you by the guest blogger, Urban Munkey, a monkey that just starts to learn English and try to understand this world in more human way! He says: this monkey nation so monkey hay! Yahor, excuse my Engrish!
Hahahaha!!! So farnee lah you Angkao Gogor! Dress code in ulu ulu unibuscity also you can make it sound funny…
Hahaha….
Living in a funny place, you will be a funny people too!
wah! Talent! The government of Singapore needs you. hehehe…. There are bound to be monkeys in every country, no matter how they rank in Transparency internationally.
Thanks to Singapore, thanks for appreciating our elite!
Come n conquer us plz, hahaha… just kidding!
yalah… small matter become big matter; big thing become no matter… say the truth become criminal; say the lies become ‘hokia’… like tat oso can…
then we no need go sch loh… sch teaching all salah one…
ceh…
Everything we do also wrong, doing nothing also wrong!
Then, do what?
Ceh… go n hav a drink lor!
Hahahahahaa… very farneeeee ah!!! Must link you in my blogroll liao… hahahahahahaha
Thanks for not falling asleep while reading my farnee post!
Sleepy Hao, add u to my network too!
5-1 against China, 5-0 against Uzbekistan and 2-0 against Iran. Ya, you are right! 12 eggs altogether! I believe Iran is a quite poor nation, that’s why they only give us 2 eggs. Haha!!
Never mind, next time, Iran will award more eggs, at least 5 I suppose!
Thanks for linking me back ^^
No problem, do come again!