One million dollars, are you serious? If I have one million dollars, what what I gonna do with it?

That’s pretty easy for me, I will definitively buy a television station and broadcast all sort of monkey stories to you. Wahahaha….. Excuse me, forget it, I’m just kidding!

Okay, one million dollars is not what it used to be. Of course I can’t enjoy James Bond life with 1Mbucks! However, one million dollars still mean a lot to a poor fella like me.

Being a millionaire, the very first thing I gonna do is ‘firing’ my KNS boss!

Sorry, shouldn’t fire him in that way, forgive me please!

Maybe leaving some mark on his office wall will be a great idea! Wakakaka….

Mmmm… I won’t do that either, that’s not my style (please believe me hor, I’m a very nice guy! ), I will just tender my resignation and walk away quietly without telling anybody! Low profile as usual! No point to tell whole world, I’m rich, I’m darn rich. Right?

So, what is next step? Frankly, I will donate at least 10% of my money for charity purpose. You know I’m not the type of greedy and selfish fella like my KNS boss! The virtues of donations are great because it helps the needy and at the same time it gives an opportunity to me to give the surplus to the people in need.

Before I sit down and plan for my future, allow me to take a break, a long vacation.

I have been trapped in this contemporary or modern slavery world (whatever you call it) right after I graduated from uni (life is hard, no work means no money to sustain my everyday life, sigh….). I’m really pissed off by this kind of 8-5 routine. Rat race indeed! Time to experience a total change of ambiance, from romantic Paris to fashionable Dubai and then to the tranquility of the Maldives…….

See, I already pack my stuff and ready to say BonVoyage.

The Dog: Wei, day dreaming whole morning, you think company employed you to become dreamer hay……….

Choii….Back to my work or else I will kena fired by my Boss!

I wish I really have one million dollars!

What are you going to spend your one million dollars if you have it right in your bank account?