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If I have one million dollars

By
MonkeyWong
Posted in: Thoughts & Musings

One million dollars, are you serious? If I have one million dollars, what what I gonna do with it?

That’s pretty easy for me, I will definitively buy a television station and broadcast all sort of monkey stories to you. Wahahaha….. Excuse me, forget it, I’m just kidding! :P

Okay, one million dollars is not what it used to be. Of course I can’t enjoy James Bond life with 1Mbucks! However, one million dollars still mean a lot to a poor fella like me.

Being a millionaire, the very first thing I gonna do is ‘firing’ my KNS boss!

Sorry, shouldn’t fire him in that way, forgive me please! :P

Maybe leaving some mark on his office wall will be a great idea! Wakakaka…. :P

Mmmm… I won’t do that either, that’s not my style (please believe me hor, I’m a very nice guy! :P ), I will just tender my resignation and walk away quietly without telling anybody! Low profile as usual! No point to tell whole world, I’m rich, I’m darn rich. Right?

So, what is next step? Frankly, I will donate at least 10% of my money for charity purpose. You know I’m not the type of greedy and selfish fella like my KNS boss! The virtues of donations are great because it helps the needy and at the same time it gives an opportunity to me to give the surplus to the people in need.

Before I sit down and plan for my future, allow me to take a break, a long vacation.

I have been trapped in this contemporary or modern slavery world (whatever you call it) right after I graduated from uni (life is hard, no work means no money to sustain my everyday life, sigh….). I’m really pissed off by this kind of 8-5 routine. Rat race indeed! Time to experience a total change of ambiance, from romantic Paris to fashionable Dubai and then to the tranquility of the Maldives…….

See, I already pack my stuff and ready to say BonVoyage.

The Dog: Wei, day dreaming whole morning, you think company employed you to become dreamer hay……….

Choii….Back to my work or else I will kena fired by my Boss!

I wish I really have one million dollars!

What are you going to spend your one million dollars if you have it right in your bank account?

Tags: bank account, Dubai, James Bond, Maldives, Paris, USD

62 Comments

  1. Reply
    babyfiona
    Posted August 8, 2007 at 2:26 PM

    LOLS! that was funny! i like the way you fire your boss and the dog fire u back! :P

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:44 PM

      Yeah, funny! But sometime that’s sien ler, i main d doggie! :P

  2. Reply
    emila yusof
    Posted August 8, 2007 at 3:22 PM

    Hahaha…you’re sooo funny, MW! The graffiti you make on the wall made me laughed out loud hahaha…will do the tag soon! I have so many ideas what to do with RM1M coz it has been my dream to be a millionaire!

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:45 PM

      Thanks emila, but I think in real life I will never do so :P

  3. Reply
    hao
    Posted August 8, 2007 at 4:08 PM

    Tag only ah, no cash ah… *disappointed*

    Hahahaha… 1 million bucks can do a lot of things wooo!!!

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:46 PM

      Same Same, I also dun receive cash, just a dream, day dream :P

  4. Reply
    keeyit
    Posted August 8, 2007 at 4:21 PM

    thanks for tagged me for this.. I am on my way to plan on writing that…

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:47 PM

      Thanks for doing it :P

  5. Reply
    Janice
    Posted August 8, 2007 at 9:08 PM

    MW : I will enjoy doing this cos I have been dreaming all this while… Thanks for the tag. I love your pictures esp that “I QUIT” …. you are the best ;)

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:47 PM

      Haha… I always dream of doing it! :P

  6. Reply
    clement
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 1:34 AM

    buy your boss’ company and be his boss instead… he he

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:49 PM

      Yeah, buy d company n employ him back! WAkakaka…

  7. Reply
    Neo
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 2:03 AM

    I want one million pound! :)

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:49 PM

      I want two million pound! :)

  8. Reply
    Yinsi
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 2:33 AM

    Helo Ma lau Wong! Thks for visiting. If you got 1 million dun forget me la wei!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:50 PM

      Of course I will remember u, come again! :P

  9. Reply
    Adino
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 9:46 AM

    Hi! BengBeng recommended me to visit your blog but this is the first time I come. Did anyone ever tell you that you got Scott Adams talent?

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:51 PM

      Izzit? Like Scott Adams, yahooooo… jump up n down! :P

  10. Reply
    Hana
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 9:56 AM

    Cool!!!! Yuo’ve done it again!!!

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:51 PM

      PAiseh! :P

  11. Reply
    emila yusof
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 11:58 AM

    MonkeyWong, I’ve done the tag! Come and see!

  12. Reply
    Che-Cheh
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 1:27 PM

    Hey I added you in my blog.

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:52 PM

      Urs in mine too! Thanks for d add! :P

  13. Reply
    Zen Master
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 2:40 PM

    Hey, ya. You’ve been linked. :)

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:53 PM

      Thank you so much lor…… :P

  14. Reply
    Kitkat
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    You day dreaming about kena lottery is it? Hahaha…

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:53 PM

      DUn like that moh, let me dream for while, one day nia… :P

  15. Reply
    Mariuca
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 3:45 PM

    Monkey Wong, u should go travel around the world! Vacations are the best! :) :):)

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:58 PM

      Yes, exactly, thinking of that everyday… :P

  16. Reply
    goolooloo
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 4:20 PM

    Monkey, my friends call me “malau” .. but u r male and i am female. Haha.. i will spend the money buy myself a house and go travel. :P

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 1:59 PM

      Aiyoyo… malau girl, nice to meet you, i will go n find u (ur blog) :P

  17. Reply
    Clare
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 6:40 PM

    Buy the company and fire your boss and auction his company off!!!

    If me hor, i’ll invest the money in real estate to earn more money…

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 2:01 PM

      No need auction, I buy n burn it…. wakakakak…. :P

  18. Reply
    Jeremy
    Posted August 9, 2007 at 6:46 PM

    cute post u have!!

    well, i only did a hundred dollar tag by Clement.. u’re doing $1m!!

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 2:02 PM

      After this post, I also do $100 one, sigh…. :P

  19. Reply
    Mariuca
    Posted August 10, 2007 at 2:00 PM

    Hi Monkey Wong, I’ve added ur link for this post to the list on mine, please add mine to yours too! Come take a look see here
    http://mariuca.blogspot.com/2007/08/millionaire-for-day.html

    Thanks and have a great weekend! :)

    • Reply
      MonkeyWong
      Posted August 10, 2007 at 2:05 PM

      NO Problem! :P

  20. Reply
    jam
    Posted August 10, 2007 at 2:49 PM

    I bet I will do the same thing to my Doggie Emperor!

  21. Reply
    Chris
    Posted August 19, 2007 at 3:26 AM

    wuah, u got scott adam’s talent. who is he?

  22. Reply
    cheese
    Posted January 6, 2009 at 7:01 AM

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  23. Reply
    Rongen
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    I’m on my way to my first 1 million by doing cartoons… and here’s what I’m going to do with it – http://cartoonmyfacebook.com/pages/the-challenge

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