If I have one million dollars
One million dollars, are you serious? If I have one million dollars, what what I gonna do with it?
That’s pretty easy for me, I will definitively buy a television station and broadcast all sort of monkey stories to you. Wahahaha….. Excuse me, forget it, I’m just kidding! ![]()
Okay, one million dollars is not what it used to be. Of course I can’t enjoy James Bond life with 1Mbucks! However, one million dollars still mean a lot to a poor fella like me.
Being a millionaire, the very first thing I gonna do is ‘firing’ my KNS boss!
Sorry, shouldn’t fire him in that way, forgive me please! ![]()
Maybe leaving some mark on his office wall will be a great idea! Wakakaka…. ![]()
Mmmm… I won’t do that either, that’s not my style (please believe me hor, I’m a very nice guy!
), I will just tender my resignation and walk away quietly without telling anybody! Low profile as usual! No point to tell whole world, I’m rich, I’m darn rich. Right?
So, what is next step? Frankly, I will donate at least 10% of my money for charity purpose. You know I’m not the type of greedy and selfish fella like my KNS boss! The virtues of donations are great because it helps the needy and at the same time it gives an opportunity to me to give the surplus to the people in need.
Before I sit down and plan for my future, allow me to take a break, a long vacation.
I have been trapped in this contemporary or modern slavery world (whatever you call it) right after I graduated from uni (life is hard, no work means no money to sustain my everyday life, sigh….). I’m really pissed off by this kind of 8-5 routine. Rat race indeed! Time to experience a total change of ambiance, from romantic Paris to fashionable Dubai and then to the tranquility of the Maldives…….
See, I already pack my stuff and ready to say BonVoyage.
The Dog: Wei, day dreaming whole morning, you think company employed you to become dreamer hay……….
Choii….Back to my work or else I will kena fired by my Boss!
I wish I really have one million dollars!
What are you going to spend your one million dollars if you have it right in your bank account?
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LOLS! that was funny! i like the way you fire your boss and the dog fire u back!
Yeah, funny! But sometime that’s sien ler, i main d doggie!
Hahaha…you’re sooo funny, MW! The graffiti you make on the wall made me laughed out loud hahaha…will do the tag soon! I have so many ideas what to do with RM1M coz it has been my dream to be a millionaire!
Thanks emila, but I think in real life I will never do so
Tag only ah, no cash ah… *disappointed*
Hahahaha… 1 million bucks can do a lot of things wooo!!!
Same Same, I also dun receive cash, just a dream, day dream
thanks for tagged me for this.. I am on my way to plan on writing that…
Thanks for doing it
MW : I will enjoy doing this cos I have been dreaming all this while… Thanks for the tag. I love your pictures esp that “I QUIT” …. you are the best
Haha… I always dream of doing it!
buy your boss’ company and be his boss instead… he he
Yeah, buy d company n employ him back! WAkakaka…
I want one million pound!
I want two million pound!
Helo Ma lau Wong! Thks for visiting. If you got 1 million dun forget me la wei!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course I will remember u, come again!
Hi! BengBeng recommended me to visit your blog but this is the first time I come. Did anyone ever tell you that you got Scott Adams talent?
Izzit? Like Scott Adams, yahooooo… jump up n down!
Cool!!!! Yuo’ve done it again!!!
PAiseh!
MonkeyWong, I’ve done the tag! Come and see!
Hey I added you in my blog.
Urs in mine too! Thanks for d add!
Hey, ya. You’ve been linked.
Thank you so much lor……
You day dreaming about kena lottery is it? Hahaha…
DUn like that moh, let me dream for while, one day nia…
Monkey Wong, u should go travel around the world! Vacations are the best!


Yes, exactly, thinking of that everyday…
Monkey, my friends call me “malau” .. but u r male and i am female. Haha.. i will spend the money buy myself a house and go travel.
Aiyoyo… malau girl, nice to meet you, i will go n find u (ur blog)
Buy the company and fire your boss and auction his company off!!!
If me hor, i’ll invest the money in real estate to earn more money…
No need auction, I buy n burn it…. wakakakak….
cute post u have!!
well, i only did a hundred dollar tag by Clement.. u’re doing $1m!!
After this post, I also do $100 one, sigh….
Hi Monkey Wong, I’ve added ur link for this post to the list on mine, please add mine to yours too! Come take a look see here
http://mariuca.blogspot.com/2007/08/millionaire-for-day.html
Thanks and have a great weekend!
NO Problem!
I bet I will do the same thing to my Doggie Emperor!
wuah, u got scott adam’s talent. who is he?