Super Duper Yes Man
One day, Boss called for a special meeting. Roland Chan (RC), the Senior Manager asked Monkey Wong (MW) and Fukiko (FU) to attend the meeting too.
Meeting Room
Boss: Our products don’t sell well in the market. Is there anything to do with my reputation? Or my head on the trademark is not handsome enough?
RC: Nothing to do with your reputation. And you’re the most handsome boss!
MW: … (Botak handsome boss!)
FU: … (Your reputation sucks!)
Boss: Izzit?
RC: Yes, absolutely!
Boss: My management is great, right?
RC: Yeah, superb!
MW: … (Shit!)
Boss: My marketing plan is fantastic, isn’t it?
RC: Yeah, as usual!
FU: … (Talk cock!)
Boss: So what’s wrong with our products?
MW: I think we shall improve on…
RC: Nothing wrong, perfect!
Boss: Good.
RC: Yeah, good!
FU: But, we shall improve…
Boss: Improve what? Nothing to improve!
RC: Yes Boss, you’re right!
FU: … (Fuckya!)
MW: … (Dammit!)
……………..
Toilet
MW: My shit smells good, right? (Sounds like Boss)
FU: Yeah, good! (Sounds like RC)
MW: Then, eat my shit!
FU: Yes Boss!
Wahahaha……..
Deep in their heart, they feel worry about the company prospect. As long as egotistical, big headed and arrogant Boss still listens to Yes Man, the company will definitely faces a big problem in the long run. Thus, they still prefer Superman who can save them from the dark than a Yes Man who will only ruins the empire. However, sadly to say that Boss always prefers Yes-Man (Boss-Man?) than those who speak honestly. Sigh…… 
Names have been changed to protect privacy
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whoa, with that much boot licking, does the boss pay him to say yes to everything or what?
His job is merely say Yes, what else? Wasting company resource indeed!
HAHAHHAHAHA!!! The shit part is super funny!!!
Funny but true one. *Throw babanas back*
wakaka.. what product? ha ha, is that his real name?
Can’t tell here, afterward I mati hor!
aisheh that’s life
Yeah rite
WOW extreme licking!
Boss stupid la.
Yeah, super duper stupid!
u can also be a yes man so u will advance in the company
Dun want. I’m good one!
If your boss feel nth wrong, why called for urgent meeting? Stupid boss and RC…
But they feel that others are stupid! Sigh…
Eh, time to find job leh…. Wakakaka…. you are your colleague very funny
So far I havent meet any colleague who is that damn terror in polishing shoes… I think I would slap them… (say only)
Only some of them like polishing. Most of my colleagues are very nice, we enjoy our times cursing those fellas, just kidding
These eunuches have been existing since the dynasty period in China. In any organization, there sure having this kind of people one. Those fucking dickhead!
Yeah, those fucking dickhead never die one
I like the SHIT portion.
Damn funny !!
Every company will have their goals and milestones to achieve. Department managers should stand on neutral position to gather positive and negative opinions from staffs and feedback to BOSS. Company only can success if everyone works towards the same goal.
Yes, totally agreed with you! But some peoples just like to turn the workplace into warplace, play some dirty games like those politicians!
Wahlau really got some terrible people in your office. Time to start writing your resume la.
Not the right time yet cause I enjoy seeing “those dumbo fellas”