Devil Wuching and Janice came to me and asked me to release my inner devil! Okay, let me tell you the truth. The following are 8 things/questions I dislike people asking, saying or telling me so:
1. “Thank you for calling XXX, press 1 for English, 2 for…. (never ending shit options).”
Could you please reprogram it to sound like this? “….. press 1 for Leng Lui, 2 for Leng Chai, 3 for [ you fill yourself ] ……”
2. Why you bought those useless remote control helicopter toys again?
“Blardy Garmen” could spend nearly RM118 million for two helicopters that did not meet flying specifications last year, why I can’t. At least mine can “fly”!
3. How can you remain silence all day long?
Okay, I’m not sampat like you. I don’t talk rubbish, don’t you understand?
4. What so interesting about Blog?
No worries, I’m not making love with “her”.
5. Why don’t you like dog?
Comon, I love dogs but not those who “transform themselves” to lick boss’s face and “balls” type!
6. How can you always look busy?
Dammit, you’re the one who pass all the shit jobs to me. What the monkey I still have time to wag the tail like you everywhere.
7. Why your laptop don’t have mouse?
Wat? Say it again. Well, laptop comes with touchpad. You can plug in extra mouse if you want to. No no no, not this kind of mouse and not the Mickey mouse either!
(Who the monkey I talk to? Shit! *FAINTED*)
8. Why your…
Stop it, stop asking anymore,..
But, I just wanna say you forget to zip “your home”.
Aiya, my KKJ nearly escapes! Sorry ar!
Wakakaka…..
no fire no smoke…
u make love with your blog?
kekekkeekekekkeke
Bo lah, how to mmm with blog, can teach me?
ha ha, zip it.! and wear undies next time! wakaka
No money to buy, darn poor mah
wuuuuuu…. got tag by Monkey…. an honour… need to answer monkey style ar? Wakaka… let me think about it. Will reply tag asap
Hehe, whatever style u want. Take ur time!
Thanks for the tags. I will get it done soon ya
U did a good job!
Nice picture to go along with the words. I love that “mouse”… LOL
Hahaha… Poor mouse!
Sorry about wrongly linking my friend blog there.
I duno how come it ended on my copy & paste function… haha
It’s okay! But actually my blog dun hav to use nofollow link.
actually all monkeys very chiko wan, always play with their kkc when they see females! so my question to u is why squirt squirt everywhere wan?! hahahahahaha *lari*
Wah, wuching is the big n hamsap monkey i have ever seen.
You can remain silence all day long?
Yup, only if I’m too busy with my shit works.
Bookmarked your tag, will do it if I have no idea of what to post.
As you wish!
I do not understand the tag..*sob* I go do reference first and get back to you.
No worries, take it easy! I know u can do it!
Hahahaha!! I like the last part!!! Good thing din escape oh!
Wei, dun like that, if it escapes will bring chaos to society!
So your kkc still intact?
*Check Check* no problem!