Devil Wuching and Janice came to me and asked me to release my inner devil! Okay, let me tell you the truth. The following are 8 things/questions I dislike people asking, saying or telling me so:

1. “Thank you for calling XXX, press 1 for English, 2 for…. (never ending shit options).”
Could you please reprogram it to sound like this? “….. press 1 for Leng Lui, 2 for Leng Chai, 3 for [ you fill yourself ] ……”

2. Why you bought those useless remote control helicopter toys again?
“Blardy Garmen” could spend nearly RM118 million for two helicopters that did not meet flying specifications last year, why I can’t. At least mine can “fly”!

3. How can you remain silence all day long?
Okay, I’m not sampat like you. I don’t talk rubbish, don’t you understand?

4. What so interesting about Blog?

No worries, I’m not making love with “her”.

5. Why don’t you like dog?
Comon, I love dogs but not those who “transform themselves” to lick boss’s face and “balls” type!

6. How can you always look busy?
Dammit, you’re the one who pass all the shit jobs to me. What the monkey I still have time to wag the tail like you everywhere.

7. Why your laptop don’t have mouse?
Wat? Say it again. Well, laptop comes with touchpad. You can plug in extra mouse if you want to. No no no, not this kind of mouse and not the Mickey mouse either!

(Who the monkey I talk to? Shit! *FAINTED*)

8. Why your…
Stop it, stop asking anymore,..

But, I just wanna say you forget to zip “your home”.

Aiya, my KKJ nearly escapes! Sorry ar!

Wakakaka…..