Okay, let monkey tells you a story today, a story about modern Aladdin.
Mr. Dick Dirk has been working diligently for Blardy Garvermen Berhad since 1985. He is well known as a “responsible” executive who always taking “good care” of the company resources. No much works to do but yet he’s still complaining, “Dammit, very busy!” Everyone knows he’s indeed so busy, busy for breakfast, reading newspaper, tea time…….. Everybody “loves” him!
One day, he spent RM5,700 on a car-jack worth just RM50 for his office. What a great deal, wasn’t it? With the big smile on his face, he took that car-jack into the store room where he virtually stored all those “best deals” he had made for more than 10 years.
While thinking of how to spend the extra money in his pocket, he decided to leave the car-jack on the floor. Right before his eye, a sparkling antique oil lamp caught his attention. He couldn’t recall when he bought it. But then, he grabbed it and took it too his desk.
His instinct pursued him to rub it and a genie appeared to grant him three wishes. With doubt, he said, “Give me a glass of cold and refreshing beer!” Proofed, he got his beer!
Now he believed it could be his lucky day. Without hesitation, he said again, “I want to be in the Maldives, relaxing on the beach with my personal beautiful masseuse, without a care in the world.” The genie did just as his new master commands. In a matter of seconds, Mr. Dick found himself on the sunny beach of Maldives.
He was so excited and said it loud, “Dammit, this is what I call life, a heaven on earth; I wish I don’t have to work anymore!” “As you wish, my master.” The genie granted him the final wish. Mr. Dirk found himself back sitting in his own cubicle! And he saw the signboard on the wall, “Welcome to Blardy Garvermen Bhd” 
hahaha… this is hilarious. Did you write the joke yourself or get it from somewhere? Or you inspired by certain people from your office?
I am sure we wont end up at our workplace, but in our bed… Missing my bed already!
Hehe…I make up the story myself base on facts on newspaper, d annual audit report n what people say about “Blardy Garmen servants”, u know we hav to say it in funny story way or else in trouble!
ohmygod this is so funny and meaningful.
Wow, thanks GOD! when u mention “meaningful”, I know u know what I mean.
Wake up lar, Mr Dirk!
I am amazed by how you turn things into a joke like this…
Hehe, just try to say the truth.
hahaahahahaa
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Omg I can tell I can tell this is a real good joke! LOLZ!
Thank you Thank you
Wahahaha! So funny! But careful la.. after your citizenship revoked hehe
But I neither say anything nor sing bad thing woh, why revoke my citizenship?
Smart monkey! Like that also can make into a story…
Not smart lah, just telling a normal story nia
I don’t get it about the last few sentences but NOW I get it after going back to take another glance..
Carrying a very indirect message…
Nice way to raise awareness!!
We hope for a better 2moro. Thanks for visiting my blog!
i love this stuff…keep up the creative juice.
I will try my beast, thanks BB
This is too cute to digest…how I wished he’s not so stupid and get what’s the best for his life…haha.
psss…most + sexiest is a repetition and grammatically not right
Haha you’re rite! Thanks 4 d correction!
monkey is a good story teller
Tenkiu Tenkiu, anyway u’re my master
Wahahahaha…. I want the Genie too!
OK OK, so wat’s ur wishes?
happy mooncake festival! Kenapa MIA?
Happy mooncake festival to you too! Got some problems with my blog and internet connection as well. I’m back!