Okay, let monkey tells you a story today, a story about modern Aladdin.

Mr. Dick Dirk has been working diligently for Blardy Garvermen Berhad since 1985. He is well known as a “responsible” executive who always taking “good care” of the company resources. No much works to do but yet he’s still complaining, “Dammit, very busy!” Everyone knows he’s indeed so busy, busy for breakfast, reading newspaper, tea time…….. Everybody “loves” him!

One day, he spent RM5,700 on a car-jack worth just RM50 for his office. What a great deal, wasn’t it? With the big smile on his face, he took that car-jack into the store room where he virtually stored all those “best deals” he had made for more than 10 years.

While thinking of how to spend the extra money in his pocket, he decided to leave the car-jack on the floor. Right before his eye, a sparkling antique oil lamp caught his attention. He couldn’t recall when he bought it. But then, he grabbed it and took it too his desk.

His instinct pursued him to rub it and a genie appeared to grant him three wishes. With doubt, he said, “Give me a glass of cold and refreshing beer!” Proofed, he got his beer!

Now he believed it could be his lucky day. Without hesitation, he said again, “I want to be in the Maldives, relaxing on the beach with my personal beautiful masseuse, without a care in the world.” The genie did just as his new master commands. In a matter of seconds, Mr. Dick found himself on the sunny beach of Maldives.

He was so excited and said it loud, “Dammit, this is what I call life, a heaven on earth; I wish I don’t have to work anymore!” “As you wish, my master.” The genie granted him the final wish. Mr. Dirk found himself back sitting in his own cubicle! And he saw the signboard on the wall, “Welcome to Blardy Garvermen Bhd”