I love kids. They are so adorable. But the problem is they ask too many monkey questions…..
Kid: Uncle Monkey, you met GOD before?
Me: Err….
Kid: Who creates Sun?
Me: Huh…
Kid: Where are babies coming from?
Me: OMG…
Kid: What’s OMG?
Me: …. (Kill me please!)
Tell me how do you answer all those questions?
how about when they ask.. what is that thing between my leg? ha ha, how will you answer?
Choi, this one simple, elephant’s nose mah
there’s a creator behind everything in christian beliefs..
Yeah, agreed! Welcome to my monkey blog.
Kid: Uncle Monkey, you met GOD before?
Me: Haven’t yet. Have you?
Kid: Who creates Sun?
Me: Hmm.. I am wondering too. U have any idea?
Kid: Where are babies coming from?
Me: Babies! I haven’t thought of it before! Maybe you can ask your daddy. And then you tell me, ok?
Wow, good on you. Turn answers into questions.
Hubby’s niece who is 4 years old can really use the word, WHY? Why like this? Why like that? Why cannot? Why I cannot do this? Why you can do that? Why ….? Why….? Why until I really cannot tahan. Don’t me why. Ask your daddy or your mummy.
But then, they will ask again, why must ask my daddy……. *fainted*
The answer for all these is “You are still too young to know…”
Gao Tim!
Yeah, good way to gao tim them!
LOL… kids can ask google, you are right! hahaha…
Yeah, got all the answers from google
Or you can say ask your mommy
But mummy asks me to ask you….
Wow… I think I shall only answer u when I really go through these questions~!
If not just like your drawings… ASK GOOGLE!!
Yes, now
everyone can flyeverything can ask googleNo lar, ask Yahoo!
No, ask Jeeves. Oops, that thingy retired oledy
If you like kids so much, make one yourself and learn how to answer those questions when they ask u lor… Nyek nyek nyek!
Ok Ok, go back now n make one, oops, still office hours….
My answer: This is adult question la… Next time you’ll know la..
Sounds like 18SX, very funny, hahaha
*LOL* now I am having second thoughts about kids, too!!
No worries, still good to have kids
Ahem~~~ when two people are in love….. they decide to have a baby… and POP. You appeared~~ ahh~~~ like LOR!!
HUh, sounds more like malao king po up from the stone…. wakaka
I tagged you .
http://janiceng.blogspot.com/2007/09/my-desktop_30.html
Got it
babies come from the hospital & the sky creates the sun everyday!
But my mom told me before babies came from Tong Sampah!
Kid: Uncle conancat, you met GOD before?
Me: Yeah, GOD is in the idiot box now… (drools over Orlando Bloom)
Kid: Who creates Sun?
Me: The same person who created Moon.
Kid: Where are babies coming from?
Me: Babies came when your daddy put his little wee wee into your mummy and somehow your mummy got pregnant and got a baby.
Kid: What’s OMG?
Me: Oh My Genitals.
Alright I’m definitely NOT gonna say that. Kids are scary XD
Scare me, luckily u not gonna say that
My niece: I want to grow big soon.
My BIL: Why?
My niece: So, I can have hair at my pet pet there like mummy’s.
My BIL: *speechless*
Your niece so geng one, like that also can, *vomit blood* ….
Hahaha…very cute!
Yeah rite!
My answer… “ask your mummy daddy lor..” hey… it’s time for McDonalds!
Yeah, McDonalds will let them forget all the questions. Cool!