110%

My “very hardworking” colleague is a very funky fella. He tends to work 10 minutes, then take half an hour break. But he says, “When I work, I work very, very hard!” :P

Shh… I tell you, I always give 110% to my job too, 40% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday (low battery already)! :P

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Comment by sanko
2007-10-05 11:51:19

I’m like your kanasai boss already…

110% for college…. 30% gossiping, 50% eating 40% sleeping in class…

whoops… I did 120%! More than the boss than~

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:32:31

What? Yours is 120%, you win! :P

 
 
Comment by Alamak
2007-10-05 11:56:45

Hahaha… very funny

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:32:51

Tenkiu Tenkiu

 
 
Comment by keeyit
2007-10-05 12:12:02

I do 70% on my work, 20% on my personal stuffs, 10% for lunch.
KNS M do 10% on work, 30% on lunch, 60% on personal stuffs. KNS M always go to bank, post office, to do this or that during working hours.

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:33:51

It’s about time to ask that KNS M to eat sai! :P

 
 
Comment by Che-Cheh
2007-10-05 13:09:39

on busy day…90% on work. Chewah

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:35:24

Yeah, meet too, sometimes up to 200% :P

 
 
Comment by Clare
2007-10-05 13:54:04

60% sleeping (in bed and in class), 50% online (blogging and net surfing), 40% eating (lunch, dinner, supper, tea time, snacks), 5% assignments (last minute wan), 10% studying (for midterm and final exam only), 40% crapping, tuapao-ing, bullshiting and talk cock! LOL :D Oh man! 205% !!!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:37:39

Only 40% for tuapao-ing mer? I think it’s 140&! Wakaka…

 
 
Comment by jam
2007-10-05 16:12:56

I also give 100% – 10% on work, 100% on blogging!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:38:49

That’s cool! I want too! :P

 
 
Comment by amanda
2007-10-05 16:24:23

I also give 100% to work leh… stayed in the office from 8 – 5 mah… hihi

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:39:18

Lucky enough dun hav to stay till 9pm. :P

 
 
Comment by yung .
2007-10-05 18:53:30

Well I can say the percentage is distributed very appropriately! I should learn from you guys lar.

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:41:01

For reference only! We’re bad guys! :P

 
 
Comment by Wayne Liew
2007-10-05 18:59:56

I don’t have to focus on working yet, maybe I need some analyzer to help me in my percentage calculations! :-P

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:43:50

You can calculate your study life too! :P

 
 
Comment by Angie Tan
2007-10-05 19:19:57

Kakakaaka….

My friends accuse me of playing 110% of the time at work wor. What to do when your job so fun? :lol:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:44:16

Hire me plz! :P

 
 
Comment by Wannabe Economist
2007-10-05 23:59:03

Ha ha ha, funny you! =)

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:44:59

He He He, tenkiu :P

 
 
Comment by Yvy
2007-10-06 06:37:51

omg! u hit the nail on the head…..good one!!! nothing could be nearer to the truth. HAHAHA!! :D

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:49:38

That’s life, funky life! :P

 
 
Comment by Nastasshea@Nesh
2007-10-06 09:12:31

Me and Babyfiona have one of these idiots in our office too and his name is Mr How Chee Bye. Wow the shit he gave me is really pathetic! And he thinks he’s giving 110% to the office by sitting at his desk and bossing people around without a proper position in officE!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:51:24

“Amazing” Mr. How Chee Bye, his name speaks all! :P

 
 
Comment by Criz Lai
2007-10-06 17:06:39

Sounded like some so called workers that I have known. They looked so busy on their table all the time. 20% of the time tea breaks to keep their stomach working, 60% of the time chatting to keep their mouth muscle in working condition. 10% of the time away from desk to ensure that their legs are working fine. 10% of the time scratching their head to make sure that their brains does not get clog for using too much… haha… HARDWORKING right? :P

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:52:42

Wakakaka… I like the way you describe those people, couldn’t agree more! Yeah rite, they’re darn hardworking! :P

 
 
Comment by wuching
2007-10-07 07:15:49

aiya so hard working what for? boss not even appreciate..steal money from company batter lah!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:53:10

Too bad, money all stolen by boss!

 
 
Comment by Bengbeng
2007-10-07 10:40:08

u ask yr boss for a job for me yet? apooo..u missed photohunters this week :( so disappointed came here to see your entry

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:54:23

Got problem with internet access during weekend nowadays, that’s why miss photohunters many weeks… :(

 
 
Comment by Maria
2007-10-07 13:46:38

I put in 10% at work only. :)

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:55:19

Wow, then you must be the Boss! :P

 
 
Comment by Princess Eileen
2007-10-08 13:16:32

Wakakakaka… this college damn good. I am going to still this 110% effort liao :P

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-09 14:56:17

No Princess, Princess is good one, Princess won’t do that! :P

 
 
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