Little Bastard

Story time.

Once upon a time, there was a little bastard called Boh Hock. He did not have to work hard for his living as he was born with a silver shit spoon in his mouth. His family was very well-to-do, you could see him driving a very expensive car everywhere in the little town.

Rich was not a sin but his attitude toward people was horrible. He looked down at others and treated them like a dogs. People scared of him as his father was XXX!

One day, while he was enjoying speeding his car, he was stopped by a Traffic Police.

police:Hey man, do you see the traffic light.
bastard: Of course I see!
police: What colour?
With a tulan face, Boh Hock answered,
bastard: Red. So what!
police: So, why don’t you stop?
bastard: Why stop!
After a pause, he said,
bastard: You know who my father is?!
With a smile on his face, the traffic police said,
police: Excuse me sir, I think I couldn’t help you on that, you should ask your mother!
bastard:

Thanks for listening! The moral of the story, if you don’t know who your father is, ask your mom! Just kidding! I believe you get the hidden meaning of the story! Have a nice day! :P

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20 Comments »

Comment by Bengbeng
2007-10-17 13:18:22

I am his father? I can’t keep track of all the affairs I had all my life…how old is he? hheheheheheheehhheheh

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:16:24

OIC, u’re the one who shall get blamed! :P

 
 
Comment by Che-Cheh
2007-10-17 14:13:55

Oh coz we get your meaning. I’m very tulan at these people also. They thought they’re the law. BS!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:18:11

Yeah, they don’t study moral! BS!

 
 
Comment by Angie Tan
2007-10-17 15:25:16

Kakakaka… Very good. :P

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:19:40

Of course, tenkiu :P

 
 
Comment by keeyit
2007-10-17 15:34:25

:D funny.. Haha…

Next time I will reply to those who ask me that “question”.. :p

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:21:12

Then c what d fella answers :P

 
 
Comment by jam
2007-10-17 15:38:11

He is not only little bastard, but also a cheeky one!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:22:06

yeah, cheeky little bastard!

 
 
Comment by jian
2007-10-17 19:14:33

Some are different.. they ask you whether you know who’s their “brother” or not. =.=

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:23:08

Oooo… that one better cabut first! :P

 
 
Comment by wuching
2007-10-18 12:01:43

Luke & Leia didn’t know who their father was but Leia could ask her mother but then her mother also mati katak sudah! hehehehe

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:38:46

Ooops, then let it be … :P

 
 
Comment by Princess Eileen
2007-10-18 12:25:30

Wukakaka… isi tersirat and isi tersurat, both I understand :P

 
Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-18 15:41:31

哇! 妳还真聪明! :P

 
Comment by yung .
2007-10-18 20:16:12

erh.. what the moral of the story wor I can’t figure out..

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-19 09:50:43

The moral of the story is who cares about who’s ur father!
Wakaka…
Think again.
:P

 
 
Comment by Thomas
2007-10-18 21:47:11

A STUDENT OF MINE TOLD ME THAT HE DOES NOT NEED TO STUDY AS HIS FATHER HAS TWO SHOPHOUSES AND HE DOES NOT NEED TO WORK. HE SAID THAT AFTER THE DAD PASSED AWAY, HE WILL INHERIT AT LEAST A MILLION FROM THE SHOPHOUSES. SO I ASKED HIM TWO SIMPLE QUESTION. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO STAY IF YOU SELL YOUR SHOPHOUSES? AND DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE WITH ONE MILLION IN TEN YEARS TIME?

HE KEPT QUIET AND STUDY HARD NOW.

Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-10-19 09:54:14

I think u make a good point here!
Yeah, don’t depend on others, work hard by yourself!
Nice meeting you Thomas!
:P

 
 
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