Josephine and Angie tagged monkey to answer the following 38 (sampat? Or sampah!) questions:

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? Jim Curry Carrey
2. What were you doing at 0800? In toilet, what else you can do?
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Cursing on Tag (Just kidding!)
4. What happened to you in 2006? Made someone pregnant! (Trust me please!)
5. What was the last thing you said out loud? Where is my banana?!
6. How many beverages did you have today? 1, Shark fin soup (Choy!)
7. What color is your hairbrush? Never use
8. What was the last thing you paid for? Income Tax (In fact, don’t want to pay!)
9. Where were you last night? In my wet dream
10. What color is your front door? Stay on tree where got door
11. Where do you keep your change? Throw them away(so mah fang)
12. What’s the weather like today? You got no eye to see mah?
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor? Banana (no doubt about it!)
14. What excites you? You shall ask what sexcite me (learn from master wuching)
15. Do you want to cut your hair? No! Have you ever seen a botak monkey?
16. Are you over the age of 25? I’m no longer 7 years old (2+5=7, right?)
17. Do you talk a lot? No, silence is gold
18. Do you watch the O.C.? What’s O.C.? I know M.C. only
19. Do you know anyone named Steven? You throw a stone can kill two birds dozens
20. Do you make up your own words? What the monkey you’re asking?
21. Are you a jealous person? Where to find jealous monkey?
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’. Alamak
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’. Kanasai
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list? Donkey
25. What does the last text message you received say? Fuckya (that fella sent to wrong person, phew~)
26. Do you chew on your straw? No, I eat it!
27. Do you have curly hair? Long time ago
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to? Going home (Band Gang)
29. Who’s the rudest person in your life? My Boss
30. What was the last thing you ate? Human (taste darn good)
31. Will you get married in the future? No
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks? Monkey Evan Almighty
33. Is there anyone you like right now? I only like gal!
34. When was the last time you did the dishes? This morning in toilet
35. Are you currently depressed? Yup, who creates this meme, darn long!
36. Did you cry today? How to cry?
37. Why did you answer and post this? Cause you guys love monkey mah!
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey. Clare (Where’re u now?), keeyit (I still owe you a tag! Coming soon!), Adino (You can do it next month! ) and wuching (Just like to tag you! )