Lovey Dovey

I received of call from a friend of mine, King Kong (KK) last night. He told me he was sick, very sick.

KK: Monkey Wong (MW), I’m dying!
MW: What’s happening to you?
KK: I got a new housemate last week.
MW: So…
KK: Ever since she shifted into my house, I feel darn sick!
MW: That serious?
KK: I can’t sleep well.
KK: I can’t eat well.
KK: Cause I feel dizzy all the time.
KK: I laugh and cry without any reason.
MW: (You must be insane!)
KK: Sometimes, I found myself talking to the dogs in the street!
MW: (Wow, never know you can talk doggy language!)
KK: Every time I see her, I feel like wanna Bang Sai!
MW: (You Bang Pui or not?)
KK: Why? Help me!
MW: Choy
MW: I think you suffer from “Lovey Dovey Snydrome”!
KK: Hay? How to cure it?
MW: Well, you just need a date! Ask her out!

Star light
Star bright
The first star I wish tonight
I wish I may
I wish I might
that I will find a guy / girl that will treat me right

Do you suffer from “Lovey Dovey Snydrome”? Mind to share? :P