Rules

A man called Monkey met a woman Monkeycalled Donkey Donkey one day. They fell in love and decided to live together. In order to stay together peacefully, they agreed to make some rules.

Here are the main rules wrote by MonkeyMonkey:

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, I will never going to think of it that way.

3. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask me.

4. A headache that lasts for 6 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Then, Donkey Donkey showed her rules:

1. I always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. Monkey can’t possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If I suspects Monkey knows all THE RULES, I can immediately change some of THE RULES.

After reading Donkey’s rules, Monkey fainted straight away!

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