Rules
A man called Monkey met a woman 
called Donkey 
one day. They fell in love and decided to live together. In order to stay together peacefully, they agreed to make some rules.
Here are the main rules wrote by Monkey:
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
2. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, I will never going to think of it that way.
3. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask me.
4. A headache that lasts for 6 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Then, Donkey showed her rules:
1. I always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. Monkey can’t possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If I suspects Monkey knows all THE RULES, I can immediately change some of THE RULES.
After reading Donkey’s rules, Monkey fainted straight away!
Related Posts
- Fill in the blanks by monkey | comments (15)
- 18SX | comments (8)
- Don’t we deserve a better Customer Service? | comments (30)
- Electric Bike | comments (31)
- NenNen Radio | comments (8)
Hahaha…who’s Donkey?
She is d one monkey loves!
yes!!! I believe all girls should be like donkey and all monkeys should obey donkeys~~~
Fainted again
Good luck, monkey and donkey!
I think is good luck to Monkey
I read about this before, it’s about guys and girls right?
Yeah rite
I like donkey’s rules… hmm… should copy her rules..hahaha
Oh no, ur hubby will kill me
Hahaha.. you cannot skip on rules..
Everywhere got rules, that’s the rule
Donkey’s rules can summarize: “Donkey is always right!”
Yeah, u’re right!
hahahaa see negotiation are not meant for ladies xD ahhahaha
shopping is a sport!! HAHAHAHA