If I Could Turn Back Time
Keeyit and wuching keen to know “The age that I wish to go back to” if I have a time machine.
If I could turn back time, I wish to go back to the age that I enjoyed the most in my life – primary school. You might still remember what I told you before. I was so kaypoh (talkative) last time. To refresh your mind, see this.
As expected I got this comment from my form teacher whom I used to call her Madam Elephant.
Please be quite in the class!
Because of her comment, my mum caned me till I couldn’t feel my buttocks!
So, I learned a big lesson after that. I stopped talking nonsense in the class. I tried to be a good boy. Yeah, that’s pretty boring and tedious! What to do, I didn’t want any more caning! And I hope Madam Elephant would give me a better comment.
When I received my school report at the following semester, I felt relief because I didn’t get any stop talking, Be quite, Shut up and the like comment. Instead I got this.
You’re not allowed to sleep in the class!
If you didn’t allow me to talk, then I slept!
Dammit! You know what happen when my mum saw that! What else? Delicious Rattan Meal! Perhaps, that’s the reason why I have a big ass! 
I wonder the age you wish to go back to if you have a time machine!
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I can see that u was a very notty kid
Exactly :dance:
Bad, bad MW~~
You must miss Madame Elephant now~~
I think she miss me too
If you do not allow me to talk and sleep then I look around
东张西望.. hehehe.. can kua ???
东张西望, from the east to the west, I think can kua! Haha :tongue:
eeeee.. so cute.. hahahaha..
mine is.. don’t cry in class *LOL*
Oops, I made people
I KNOW HOW NOISY PRIMARY SCHOOL KIDS CAN GET!!!!!!
we were so noisy, the teachers made the whole class stood on the chairs. but that didn’t stop us hehehehhehe
I stood on table some more :shame:
Celaka! You got big ass from all that gym-ing lah! What kena rotan! LOL Which reminds me, you are a guy and you are worried about having big ass?? Are you gay or something? Buahahahahahha!!! *runs far far*
How u know I’m that “type” :no: :tongue: :dance:
kekeke, so cute and so notty ler you
:dance:
Now still very notty :tongue:
Hehehe so talkative because you busy tackling the two girls ah?
If not, nothing to do!
hmnnn….good caning frm ur mum…
but still u want to go back to those years? u haven’t got enuff of her canes???
Still want to cause those years really enjoyable except canning! :think:
LOL If i were you I don’t want to get back those years anymore
Good wor
I wish I could……zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba….cannot say else I might get killed…
Eh, you’re tagged~
??? What’s that?
Shhh… tell me!
You were either sleeping or talking nonsense in the class! Haha… how about now? Either sleeping, talking nonsense or kacau female colleagues in your office??
Now can’t anymore, people kacau me
*laughs*
That was hilarious. I remember in primary school I’d take every chance I get and then some to not go to class.
I never did that cause I like school! ;;)
I do that too when my sch time, some more become copy cat during exam…but never get cough before la… may be lucky
I was not that lucky, I get caught! :shame:
Miss those days with rottan man…
Yeah rite, :yes:
School days were fun .. you do not have to worry so much.
It is great if I can go back and change some history.. haha. Will probably be the first one to blog.. first one to start youtube. if only i could…
:crap: Good idea, u will be the richest man in the world!
adui!! so terrible… say madam elephant… I dont know how to read chinese T_T
Madam elephant said I was hopeless that time!
Haiya, that Madam Elephant is so terrible!
:thinking: Don’t know where she is now.
haha this is so funny. notty boy you are. i can imagine the look on ur teacher’s face haha
Elephant face lor :laugh:
in short, “padan muke”.
I was probably the naughtiest kid ever in school (primary). Later mom decided to send me to boarding school, I became nottier.
Hahaha, so naughty.
I remember being caned on the bare bottom infront of the entire class of 30. I had 20 strokes administered on the bare and was hurting alot afterwards. I had an hour of corner time where my outraged rear was on display. I was being really rude to the teacher and scolded vulgarities. Three days later I was called in to the head’s office. The head was Ms Janey, a damn strict mistress who is very stern on discipline. This time I went there cause I smoked with my boyfriend in public and we kissed too. I got 38 strokes this time, plus 20 beltings. It really hurt but I learnt my lesson and Ms Janey did give me weekly thrashings after that becos my school report was really bad. Whenever I had a caning at school, I had to prepare for another one with twice the number of strokes by my dad. :X the cane was really thick and made numerous welts to my bare bottom. My sister was much more obedient and hardly ever got caned.