Too bad, I have Blogivitis Syndrome

I’m sick, I feel badly sick. I went to General Hospital this morning, the doctor confirmed it, I’m seriously infected by Blogis Virus. I don’t believe, but the following symptoms prove that I really have Blogivitis Syndrome:

1. Starting off the day checking my blog hit statistics. (Pathetic!)

2. Explaining to my cat on how to use wordpress. (And RSS too)

3. My mum starts to worry if I don’t update my blog! (Sorry, mom)

4. Read Google Reader instead of The Star. (And Sin Chew Jit Poh too)

5. Checking the comments more than my bank accounts. (Might keep only Paypal)

6. Fancy a link from Kenny Sia, in fact he doesn’t even know who am I. (Link me, link me!)

7. Care more about my Technorati authority than KLSE composite index. (Help me!)

8. Start to ask everybody on how to achieve a Page Rank 10. (Day dream!)

9. Wondering when to get next Nuffnang and Advertlets ads. (More please!)

10.Feel guilty if I forgot to “tell” my blog that I’m sick! (Sorry, a bit late today!)

Are you infected? I suspect (tag) the following bloggers also have the same disease like me, check yourself out!

Clare
Wuching
Nastasshea
Babyfiona
BengBeng

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22 Comments »

Comment by passerby
2007-06-12 14:58:08

yo yo…

sounds “Blogis Virus” gave vvvery bad symptoms where by totally make u ABNORMal. the only way to recover is either u should stop faced computer or kahwin any Kom Pu Tar. how is it ?

MW: I think u’re right! But I still prefer to be Abnormal, more happy, yoyo

 
Comment by babyfiona
2007-06-12 15:11:13

I ALSO SICK ler..You wanna pass me ur virus somemore ar… *harchooooo!!!*


WM: Then, we can sick 2gether, *harchoooooooo!!!*

 
Comment by wuching
2007-06-12 15:29:54

ahh..chew! i caught your damn bug also!


MW: Hehe.. then enjoy d infection!

 
Comment by danielctw
2007-06-12 15:48:49

lol… all kena the virus

MW: Yeah, all kena!

 
Comment by rachealliang
2007-06-12 15:54:32

at clinic…..

me: good morning Doctor (*o*)

Dr : morning gal..

me: i am sick…liao..

Dr: okay , let me check.. diktoh here..diktoh there…

~~~result…~~~(*~*)|||

Dr:..gal.. i dont think u are sick woh..???(scratch head)

me:..opps!!! sorry Doctor.. forget to tell u ah.. what kind of sickness i’ve got… is ..ah….is….ah…”waiting to read http://www.monkeywong.com (updated posts) blog addictive syndrome!”

Dr :…..(**)|||…FAINTED!!!!

MW: I laugh till fall from my chair! This is indeed the comment of d week! 2 thumbs up!!!!

 
Comment by Clare
2007-06-12 15:54:48

Dang! I also infected…

MW: Haha, then enjoy lor!

 
Comment by Nastasshea@Nesh
2007-06-12 15:57:08

Alamak!! I got tagged!!! I mean… I got INFECTED! By Blogis Virus!! Grrrr! U better spend me some banana! Hehehe!!

Man ur badly infected! Explain to ur cat somore how to use Wordpress

MW: But 2 bad, my cat never understands…. banana, I order oledy, not reach yet, hold on plz

 
Comment by Bengbeng
2007-06-12 16:18:43

This sounds interesting. i will do it when i come back from Kuching

MW: No problem, enjoy ur trip!

 
Comment by kimiko
2007-06-12 19:53:43

lol.. red alert! red alert! blogivitis outbreak!

MW: Too late, u’re infected 2!

 
Comment by Cedric
2007-06-12 23:22:13

Haiz… I also kena this, wake up nia, the bak sai not clean yet can straightaway open PC and check if any new comments one. Want to bath but sit for a while thinking of what to blog. While bathing also think of what to blog. Wahlao…

MW: Hahaha….. u, no cure oledy, just enjoy lor!

 
Comment by princessladyjane
2007-06-13 02:48:19

i was wondering, how does the technorati authority works ha?? please teach me… i have no idea bout it…

MW: I believe it depends on how many links to ur blog. Anyone there, correct me if I’m wrong!

 
Comment by JerryLee
2007-06-13 22:18:26

OMG, everyone kena “Monkey Flu”..
*hide*

 
Comment by MonkeyWong
2007-06-14 08:49:58

Jerry, welcome to d ‘club’ :p

 
Comment by Tommy Chieng
2007-06-18 04:06:44

Nice photos.
Is it worth the money going there?

MW: ??? go where?

 
Comment by Hana
2007-06-23 08:04:09

I think I cool down a bit after leaving Malaysia…..try to keep up the old work now..hehee..

MW: Welcome back!

 
Comment by markofando
2007-10-03 11:14:42

Want to start your private office arms race right now?

I just got my own USB rocket launcher :-) Awsome thing.

Plug into your computer and you got a remote controlled office missile launcher with 360 degrees horizontal and 45 degree vertival rotation with a range of more than 6 meters - which gives you a coverage of 113 square meters round your workplace.
You can get the gadget here: http://tinyurl.com/2qul3c

Check out the video they have on the page.

Cheers

Marko Fando

 
Comment by Neicancezet
2007-10-05 12:02:54

I’ve got an Amazon gift certificate burning holes in my pocket,
and I want to get the most bang for my buck.

Enter the Secret Amazon Web Pages:

http://tinyurl.com/38sojf

This is where you’re going to find the “latest sales, rebates, and limited-time offers” from
Amazon, and you can score some pretty deep discounts if you’re a savvy shopper.

Next, there’s the special Sale link. This is open every Friday, and ONLY on Fridays.

You can find the same good discounts here as you would in hidden Deals, although some
Fridays you can really get lucky and make off like an Amazon bandit - I’ve seen discounts
there as low as 75% off sticker price.

 
Comment by Driguepep
2007-10-06 06:59:00

There’s one special secret Sale link on Amazon:

http://tinyurl.com/2r7ldr

This is open every Friday and ONLY on Fridays!

You can find very good discounts here, although some Fridays you can really get
lucky and make off like an Amazon bandit - I´ve seen discounts there as low as 75%
off sticker Price.

 
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