Chinese New Year Shopping

Friend Talk:

KingKong: Got your bonus?
Monkey: Yup! 1 month nia! You?
KingKong: No much, 4 months only!
Monkey: … (Speechless)

Chinese New Year is around the corner. Chinese New Year for me is nothing more than cleaning and decorating the house, buying new clothes, prepare food, sending hamsters hampers to relatives and KNS boss….

This year I felt not in mood to go shopping especially when I looked at the number of digits in my Bank book (How can never increase?!). Every time I passed by a shopping mall I just told myself to come at the following day. And I did the same thing next day. Day after day, I bought nothing. I knew I had to go shopping properly at least once. So I went shopping last night at XXX Mall.

The environment was good. I saw monkeys people everywhere. Wow, I couldn’t believe people buying stuff like crazy! I just bought something I need, but it still ended up with a full trolley of stuffs!

So when came to the time to pay, I nearly fainted when I saw the long queue! I really fell asleep during that long painful wait! I was so excited when came to my turn to pay. However when the cashier, a beautiful lady told me the total amount I need to pay I felt shit again. Dammit, almost half of my bonus gone. What to do? Still had to pay. So I took out my wallet and looked into it… What?! *roll eyes* OMG… I was in shock because I found out there were…

…only two bucks inside nia!

I could hear the auntie at the back said: “Bolui (no money) also come shopping!”
I really felt dang embarrassed at that moment! Shit, I forgot to withdraw money!!!
Luckily the cashier reminded me that I could pay using credit card…

Back home that night
While checking on my newly bought underwear… Dammit, S size!!!!! SHiT, what the monkey, so small, how to wear!!!

What a day!!