Chinese New Year Shopping
Friend Talk:
KingKong: Got your bonus?
Monkey: Yup! 1 month nia! You?
KingKong: No much, 4 months only!
Monkey: … (Speechless)
Chinese New Year is around the corner. Chinese New Year for me is nothing more than cleaning and decorating the house, buying new clothes, prepare food, sending hamsters hampers to relatives and KNS boss….
This year I felt not in mood to go shopping especially when I looked at the number of digits in my Bank book (How can never increase?!). Every time I passed by a shopping mall I just told myself to come at the following day. And I did the same thing next day. Day after day, I bought nothing. I knew I had to go shopping properly at least once. So I went shopping last night at XXX Mall.
The environment was good. I saw monkeys people everywhere. Wow, I couldn’t believe people buying stuff like crazy! I just bought something I need, but it still ended up with a full trolley of stuffs!
So when came to the time to pay, I nearly fainted when I saw the long queue! I really fell asleep during that long painful wait! I was so excited when came to my turn to pay. However when the cashier, a beautiful lady told me the total amount I need to pay I felt shit again. Dammit, almost half of my bonus gone. What to do? Still had to pay. So I took out my wallet and looked into it… What?! *roll eyes* OMG… I was in shock because I found out there were…
…only two bucks inside nia!
I could hear the auntie at the back said: “Bolui (no money) also come shopping!”
I really felt dang embarrassed at that moment! Shit, I forgot to withdraw money!!!
Luckily the cashier reminded me that I could pay using credit card…
…
Back home that night
While checking on my newly bought underwear… Dammit, S size!!!!! SHiT, what the monkey, so small, how to wear!!!
What a day!!
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I thought your size only XXS?
Huh?! Who told you so?
I want to dig a hole and hide inside already
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Lol bro.. Don’t worry about it. Things like this happens.. But look on the bright side.. few years from now you’ll be laughing back.. Hehehe… but I couldn’t but notice the Pierre Cardin wallet.. Hehehe.. Anyway.. You have a good new year..
Bad things always comes first before good things does.
Wow, I already blur the brand you still can tell, lihai!! I use that wallet for more than 5 years already, it’s a birthday gift from Donkey!
Wuah ur new template so ang ang one. Like monkey ass :p
Happy Chinese New Year yah!
this year is not really a nice year ..sigh..my colleague just lost his car..stolen, another colleague, the car window screen pecah..suddenly.. bad year.. 2008..
No worries, things will getting better
[babyfiona] chinese 2008 not yet here.. Who knows your colleague will get lucky in chinese 2008.. maybe he’ll strike Toto or maybe he wins lucky draw.. I’m sure the good things will visit them soon
[monkeywong] *LOL* You must have shopped a lot @.@
Shopped till bolui!!
Aiyo
buy underwear must check size first mah. And the aunty behind you so bad la… go and say you don’t have money. Hope you get the CNY mood soon!
Got check but dunno how come took a wrong one
aiyoh .. how come so small one? Ha ha ha
Aiya… small till can’t wear
Wish u Gong xi Fa Cai lah! Hope u find more money to feed ur little Donkey and hope bonus for 2008 highier lah.. 5 month!
5-month?! I will pray hard for that to come true
i went to buy nothing for new year n ended up paying rm182.00
just the basics orange drinks titbits
Money becomes smaller and smaller nowadays
u really ‘geng chau’…
luckily your credit card is there…otherwise, darn embarrased leh!
aih…my bonus not out yet…kenot go shopping…
Yalor, felt really ‘geng chau’, next dun bring wallet also can go shopping
monkey, this is the 1st time i see a body part of U haha…not as hairy as i tot u shld be? hmm…shave ka?
is the underwear red color?
How you know it’s red color
哎呀 五颜六色 加上红彤彤的 我要回“家” 我要回“家” 我要回“家”。。。。。。
Come, come, we welcome you home
Well, I go shopping for necessities quite often. You can’t buy much with even a RM50 nowadays.
LMAO…size S? Either you are too thin, still a school boy (wait! it should be primary school boy) or you have the intention to soak it for many month to loosen the tightness…. hahaha
Money always not enough, have to find ways to generate more income…
S size is not my size man