You’re next
When I was younger I hated going to weddings…it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next!’
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Yeah, I knew I was evil! 
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Aiyooo that one evil la.
Ouch.
good one monkey, you show them!
LOL this is funny!! I really need to learn this from you hahaha!
Dun learn from evil monkey, not good for good fella like you!
haha…
ps. i wont tell ppl its not original ok. (cos i read it somewhere b4) muahahaha… funny tho’.
Shhhh….
OMG! You are really an EVIL monkey!
But, it works pretty good! 
No doubt about it!
Not only wedding, chinese new year also ma… Hahaa.. but you are evil le..
Hehe… I not longer doing that!
next time we meet tell me anything but that
ur joking right?