I love Ah Beng. He brings a lot of laughter into my life. Men perhaps need laughter sometimes more than sex food. For me, laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. Wait no more, time to feel it!

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: “Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.”
Police: “How the thief did not take TV?”
Ah Beng : “I was watching TV news…”

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says “Hello, how did you know I was here?”

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

Ah Beng told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It’s already raining.”
Ah Beng : “So what? Take an umbrella and go.”

I hope you have an enjoyable time reading all these nonsense. Trust me, laughter is an instant vacation. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Have a nice weekend!