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Happy 51st National Day to Malaysia!

Do I love my country?

Yes, I love Malaysia for sure!

But the pertinent question is whether my country really loves me?

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abu Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels. [...]

People often ask me, “What’s the difference between couplehood and babyhood?” In a word, moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources - all [...]

There is an old saying that the ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity. As a matter of fact, the ladder of success in corporate world is best climbed by stepping on ‘the other people head’ through backstabbing and so forth. Some people ‘stab’ and step on [...]

Something funny to share with you guys.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid [...]