A Modern Fairy Tale – The Prince and the Princess

Something funny to share with you guys.

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, ‘If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king’s wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.

Sword

But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted, and the prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.

Diamonds

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess,

‘Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.’

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

Surprising Princess

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince’s pants?

(Scroll down for the answer)

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M&M’s of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

M&M's

What were you thinking??

You think is…

ROTFLMAF!

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11 Comments »

Comment by Moon
2008-08-23 08:53:51

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-08-26 12:39:58

 
 
Comment by Adino
2008-08-23 12:53:01

I was thinking what you wanted us to think lor hahaha

But if there was someone who could melt things with her hand, the last thing I would want her to do is to put her hands in my pocket!

After melt already how?

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-08-26 12:39:11

If melt then become “useless”

 
 
Comment by 宝茹
2008-08-23 22:50:07

Hahahaha…very cute story!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-08-26 12:39:28

 
 
Comment by astroangel
2008-08-25 11:39:13

Really funny

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-08-26 12:39:44

 
 
Comment by Clare
2008-08-27 11:11:43

Heard this before…but it’s still funny nonetheless!

 
Comment by bidarlah Subscribed to comments via email
2008-08-28 14:14:34

which one? peanut or plain or mint? hmm…

i might try this later but scared before anyone feel inside my pocket, it melt due to my hotness (body heat lah) hahaha!

 
Comment by sohbet
2008-11-07 16:00:05

Regjeringer over hele verden har de siste årene vært langt villigere enn vanlig til å innføre lover som begrenser frihet og personvern. Begrunnelsen har hver gang vært kampen mot terror

 
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