Are You A Computer Freak?

By
MonkeyWong
Posted in: Humour

The computer is indeed a great invention! It has totally changed my lifestyle. And I realize that I’m spending too much time on the computer because…

Computer Freak

My family describes my job as ‘works with computer’ and call me handsome computer freak!

I feel frustrated when I hit the wrong key on the lift keypad and see that it has no “undo” key.

I see the postman on the street and always ‘hear’ he said ‘You’ve got mail!”

I say ‘SCROLL UP’ when my colleague asks what it was I said.

The only reason I recognise my cat is because its picture is on my computer screen (wallpaper).

That’s why my cat leaves me.

I say ‘he he he he’ or ‘ha ha ha’ instead of laughing.

I see something really funny and scream, ‘LOL, LOL!’ or ‘ROTFLMAO!’

I nearly forgotten my real name and will only answer to my login name.

I wish I have my Block Contact button handy when I meet someone annoying off-line.

I try to click ‘OK’ to exit the room and forgotten there is something called door handle.

I can’t tell the difference in between virtual and real sex.

I rather talk to my blog than my girl friends.

And… Comes to the worst…

I forget how to work the TV remote control… I double click my TV remote control!!!!

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