Are You A Computer Freak?

The computer is indeed a great invention! It has totally changed my lifestyle. And I realize that I’m spending too much time on the computer because…

Computer Freak

My family describes my job as ‘works with computer’ and call me handsome computer freak!

I feel frustrated when I hit the wrong key on the lift keypad and see that it has no “undo” key.

I see the postman on the street and always ‘hear’ he said ‘You’ve got mail!”

I say ‘SCROLL UP’ when my colleague asks what it was I said.

The only reason I recognise my cat is because its picture is on my computer screen (wallpaper).

That’s why my cat leaves me.

I say ‘he he he he’ or ‘ha ha ha’ instead of laughing.

I see something really funny and scream, ‘LOL, LOL!’ or ‘ROTFLMAO!’

I nearly forgotten my real name and will only answer to my login name.

I wish I have my Block Contact button handy when I meet someone annoying off-line.

I try to click ‘OK’ to exit the room and forgotten there is something called door handle.

I can’t tell the difference in between virtual and real sex.

I rather talk to my blog than my girl friends.

And… Comes to the worst…

I forget how to work the TV remote control… I double click my TV remote control!!!!

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31 Comments »

Comment by Moon
2008-09-11 11:34:09

Me too! :tongue:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:34:27

:hehe: :hehe:

 
 
Comment by wuching
2008-09-11 12:12:36

I would say all young generations nowadays are computer freaks

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:35:08

Yeah, you’re right!

 
 
Comment by Angie Tan
2008-09-11 13:24:21

Wahahaha… Do you search for delete key when you write something wrong in the form??? :P

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:36:29

:laugh: Maybe one day…

 
 
Comment by Adino
2008-09-11 14:33:39

Girl friends? Oh no you’re in trouble now!!

:P

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:36:50

Hope not :hehe:

 
 
Comment by Forever28
2008-09-11 16:53:07

I feel better after reading this post. Cos it tells me someone “freaker” than me, haha!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:37:15

Is it? Buy me a drink then! ;)

 
 
Comment by ahlost
2008-09-11 17:19:20

I wonder how would my life be without computer :grrr:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:37:38

Can’t live without it…

 
 
Comment by jian aka miao
2008-09-11 19:25:50

Hahaha I think I am one too…
My famous shortcut is CTRL+Z which stands for Undo.. XD

I always feel wanted to press the CTRL+Z button when I did something wrong.. in real life..

For instance..the other day I was chating with my friend and I accidentally knock off my bag of potato chip on the table when trying to reach for my mouse.. and the first thing I did wasn’t trying to catch it but instead ..quickly went and press CTRL+Z on my keyboard while looking at the potato chips.. -.-

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:39:21

You make my day :laugh: :laugh:

 
 
Comment by chel
2008-09-12 01:34:27

thanks to the influence of a friend of mine, i started saying “lol” out loud when i tot something was funny ….

to jian aka miao : that is funny!!! ctrl + z while looking at the potato chips pulak…

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:41:10

*Shake hand* We belong to same species! ;)

 
 
Comment by Amy Lim
2008-09-12 11:15:37

nice article…I like the last sentence…creative…

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:41:36

Don’t tell me you do that too :D

 
 
Comment by astroangel
2008-09-14 15:52:10

haha~I can’t imagine my life in a new uni without pc.What’s worse….parents said no computers in uni is good to me !!!! :cry:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:42:21

No pc in uni? How to do your assignments and projects? :thinking:

 
 
Comment by cbenc12
2008-09-14 18:47:51

internet is my life.. i cant live 3 days without it :D

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:43:07

Same here…Internet is my everything… :D

 
 
Comment by keeyit
2008-09-14 19:41:49

In this high tech world, most of the things can be done by computers. Everyday at least 15 hours we are looking at computer screen.. Die or not? :D

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:43:57

Die or not is longer our concern… As long as we feel happy…

 
 
Comment by cc
2008-09-15 02:00:03

I think I recognise a few trails there. LOL :haha:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-17 13:45:29

Pretty obvious :hehe:

 
 
Comment by 风月
2008-09-21 07:31:01

mmm… yeah.. agree with above statements..
My friend is trying to be the computer idiot..
cos he is computer genius…
I try to be high tech nanny.. I am thinking of building a milk powder library, nappy library and what-to-cook-tonight recipe library….

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-22 15:00:06

Nappy library…
Sounds interesting for me, can show me how… :D

 
 
Comment by ruds diey
2008-09-21 16:43:36

yeah…I’ve got many frenz like u all…can’t live without pc@laptop..now we in high tech word..just click one button. :yes:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2008-09-22 15:00:59

Hopefully it doesn’t make us a fool in long run… :hehe:

 
 
Comment by Michelle.
2008-12-10 13:38:52

lol. i am like that! :haha:

 
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