Before and After Marriage

Lover Vs Husband
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. It is because for them it is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
A marriage joke to share…
A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house.
Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.
His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep saying those little pet names.”
The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”
Happy New Year 2009! ![]()
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How true hahaha… I missed your comic drawings!
Very true indeed1
Lol. Glad to see you finally back brother.. How’s life treating ya. You take it easy and have a good year ya!
I’m glad I’m back too :tongue:
Life has never been easy… But still walking strong…
Yooo monkey lama tak jumpa lar…
Happy New Year ya~~~~
I always follow your comic through my Google Reader
Where have you been? Busy sleeping?
Busy making baby! :haha:
I gotto sort out something in my life!
*LOL* So true ~
How come like that ah? :doubt:
I also don’t know, it just happen like that :doubt:
好久没来探望您了.真的很抱谦 :shame:
您的blog 还是那么的好笑… :drool:
哇..您的女儿很大了也~! 好cute 很肉肉哟~!
Glad to see you again! Happy new year! :yes:
happy new year, monkey
Same to you too!
Yo bro! Long time no see! Miss your cartoon so I drop by. Hahaha! How’s life?
So so lor, as boring as usual…
Welcome to the real man world.
Man is terrible :haha:
博主好啊。你的文章和博客都不错。我也是做网站的.有空我会常来转转
Thank you, u’re always welcomed!
Missed your drawings too! It’s been a long time! Happy New Year!
Nearly give up drawing…
Happy New Year!
Hi MW, so long din hop over here. Looks like you’re still so comical.
Btw, my blog has undergone reno & new look now. Come n see wor !!
The beset is if we can always regard our spouse as lover!
:haha:
That’s hilarious!!
HIEEE!!! Gosh miss visiting your bloggie oh~~!!
Gee… I am gonna ask my hubby if he still remembers my name.
Happy New Year to you.
Then do you remember your wife’s name?
happy new year to you too!
sir, cud i take this and put it into my blog?