Before and After Marriage

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Lover Vs Husband

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. It is because for them it is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

A marriage joke to share…

A man was invited for dinner at a friend’s house.

Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, “That’s really nice after all of these years you’ve been married to keep saying those little pet names.”

The host said, “Well, honestly, I’ve forgotten her name.”

Happy New Year 2009! :P

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28 Comments »

Comment by Adino
2009-01-05 16:09:48

How true hahaha… I missed your comic drawings!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:07:43

Very true indeed1 :D

 
 
Comment by Alex
2009-01-05 18:44:34

Lol. Glad to see you finally back brother.. How’s life treating ya. You take it easy and have a good year ya!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:09:58

I’m glad I’m back too :tongue:
Life has never been easy… But still walking strong…

 
 
Comment by Jian aka miao
2009-01-05 20:00:32

Yooo monkey lama tak jumpa lar…
Happy New Year ya~~~~

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:10:58

I always follow your comic through my Google Reader ;)

 
 
Comment by Che-Cheh Subscribed to comments via email
2009-01-05 21:24:17

Where have you been? Busy sleeping?

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:12:37

Busy making baby! :haha:
I gotto sort out something in my life! :)

 
 
Comment by ahlost
2009-01-06 12:53:10

*LOL* So true ~

How come like that ah? :doubt:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:13:30

I also don’t know, it just happen like that :doubt:

 
 
Comment by racheal
2009-01-09 00:42:43

好久没来探望您了.真的很抱谦 :shame:

您的blog 还是那么的好笑… :drool:

哇..您的女儿很大了也~! 好cute 很肉肉哟~! :wink:

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:14:24

Glad to see you again! Happy new year! :yes:

 
 
Comment by cbenc12
2009-01-09 13:15:46

happy new year, monkey

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:21:21

Same to you too! ;)

 
 
Comment by Clare
2009-01-09 13:54:36

Yo bro! Long time no see! Miss your cartoon so I drop by. Hahaha! How’s life? :D

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:16:25

So so lor, as boring as usual…

 
 
Comment by Jayce
2009-01-09 14:52:55

Welcome to the real man world. :D

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:17:00

Man is terrible :haha:

 
 
Comment by 电视图纸
2009-01-10 04:59:31

博主好啊。你的文章和博客都不错。我也是做网站的.有空我会常来转转

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:23:38

Thank you, u’re always welcomed!

 
 
Comment by Baoru
2009-01-11 08:32:28

Missed your drawings too! It’s been a long time! Happy New Year!

Comment by MonkeyWong
2009-01-13 10:17:45

Nearly give up drawing…
Happy New Year!

 
 
Comment by Janice
2009-01-15 14:34:26

Hi MW, so long din hop over here. Looks like you’re still so comical.
Btw, my blog has undergone reno & new look now. Come n see wor !! :)

 
Comment by jam
2009-01-16 09:51:31

The beset is if we can always regard our spouse as lover!

 
Comment by Nastasshea@Neh
2009-01-19 02:50:34

:haha:

That’s hilarious!!

HIEEE!!! Gosh miss visiting your bloggie oh~~!!

 
Comment by Choonie
2009-01-20 20:14:07

Gee… I am gonna ask my hubby if he still remembers my name. :D
Happy New Year to you.

 
Comment by goolooloo
2009-01-21 16:26:10

Then do you remember your wife’s name?
happy new year to you too!

 
Comment by hid
2009-09-14 14:18:47

sir, cud i take this and put it into my blog?

 
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