A Modern Fairy Tale – The Prince and the Princess
Something funny to share with you guys.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid [...]
What so funny huh?
: Hey, how you call your little girl?
: Kimberly.
: What? You call her Camry!
: Huh? (In shock! Kimberly = Camry??)
: So funny name, hahaha…
: Hmmm… (What so funny huh?)
: Hahahaha…
: Your daughter is Sarah right?
: Yes.
: So, you call her SALAH punya huh?
: … :shame:
The moral of the real [...]
I Love Ah Beng
I love Ah Beng. He brings a lot of laughter into my life. Men perhaps need laughter sometimes more than sex food. For me, laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. Wait no more, time to feel it!
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes [...]
You’re next
When I was younger I hated going to weddings…it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ‘You’re next!’
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Yeah, I knew I was evil! [...]
