Beautiful Language
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abu Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels. [...]
A Modern Fairy Tale – The Prince and the Princess
Something funny to share with you guys.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid [...]