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Pay raise for Government Servants

MonkeyWong — Fri, 25 May 2007 17:09:28 +0000

Long time not going to Kopitiam liao, Monkey decides to go and yam char (have drink) with his friends, Ducky , Piggy and Turty .

: Hello guys! Wah, Turty and Piggy look very happy today!
: Off course lah, they got pay raise mah!
: Someone jealous o!
: Huh!
: Ya lor, u two are government servants, get a pay raise.
: Not much ler!
: Walau a, not much, 7.5% to 35% still not much! Living allowance increased by 100% some more!
How much you guys got?
: I got 14%
: I got 35%, Turty you leh?
: Damn, I’m in private sector lah, 5 years not increase liao!
: You, Monkey, increase how many percent?
: Oh, I got 120%!
: Wah, so much!
: Salary or allowance?
: My blood pressure index lah! (Too bad, where got?)
: Wakakaka……..

Congratulation to all Malaysian Government servants who will get a pay raise effective from 1 July 2007.

: Hope your service quality rose as well!
: Who’re you?
: No body, pass by only
: Chooi……

Security guard is the one

MonkeyWong — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:01:21 +0000

Sheepy is together with Duckyin Kopitiam.

: Have you heard about the news about security guard!

: Ya, that bloody idiot *#@$%%!

: Why so angry?

: I’m scare.

: Ya, u will soon a TARC student also.

: Ya, next month.

: Don’t worry, no one interested at you.
: Who say, who knows got the other bloody idiot and he is that kind one!

: Huh, what?

Ner, that kind.

Ooooh, broken back mount one.

: I’m afraid he sodom* me, then how?

: Then, you become sotong lor!

: ………(speechless)

Safe? No more safe even in college! Security guard suppose to be the one who protect students, but when he turns himself a devil sexual mania monster, then students are in big trouble. Feel sad over the incident happen in Tunku Abdul Rahman College (TARC).

News

Student’s family to sue over rape attempt

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Agong’s installation on April 26

MonkeyWong — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:09:59 +0000

Monkey goes Kopitiam (Coffee Shop) and finds out Sheepy, Ducky and Piggyalso there.

Hi, monkey!

Hello everybody, can I join u guys.

Sure

So, monkey you work on 26/4?

Of course, what so special about that day.

You don’t know mer?

Our new Agong’s (King) installation day.

Ya, I remember now.

Where?

Of course at Istana Negara, in your house mer?

Hey, just stop your mer!

Mer….

Damn you mer. Anyway, who’s the new King?

Yang di-Pertuan Agong Tuanku Mizan Zainal Abidin, 44 from Terengganu.

Exactly.

Young and handsome like me!

Errrrrrrrrrrr……..(Others are vomiting)

That day is holiday?

For Public servant only.

Why?

How do I know.

King only belongs to Government arg?

Should declare as Public Holiday.

Agree, once per five years only.

Sometime faster than that especially

Stop it, touch wood, you big mouth.

Feel like private sectors not part of Malaysia.

Yalo, feel like we are not human.

Of course not human, we’re all animals ler!

WaHahahahhahahahaha…………… (All laugh)

Kopitiam Talk

MonkeyWong — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:26:37 +0000

Recently, Sibu becomes so famous. Someone even calls it a Gangster Town. Sometime I confuse, one of the minister says Sibu still safe to walk around. But, MP for Bintulu, Datuk Seri Tiong King Sing says gangsterism is flourishing in Sarawak especially Sibu. He is now a people hero because he is the only Sarawak MP who dares to voice this issue in the Dewan Rakyat where the other remains silence. People in kopitiam called those MPs the ostrich, born to put their heads in the sand.

Some of hot topics in kopitiam this few weeks:
Inspector-General of Police investigates Sarawak.
Chief police officer to be removed from the Sarawak?
Sibu controlled by gangster?
Some politicians involed?
Gangster is running the police station?
People here trust police not?
………………………………….

Don’t worry, Sibu still a lovely place, don’t expect our ladies here look like this

Or you think this is me

He he, welcome to ~~Gangster Town~~ Sibu.