: Hey, how you call your little girl?
: Kimberly.
: What? You call her Camry!
: Huh? (In shock! Kimberly = Camry??)
: So funny name, hahaha…
: Hmmm… (What so funny huh?)
: Hahahaha…
: Your daughter is Sarah right?
: Yes.
: So, you call her SALAH punya huh?
: … :shame:

The moral of the real [...]

Josephine and Angie tagged monkey to answer the following 38 (sampat? Or sampah!) questions:
1. Name one person who made you laugh last night? Jim Curry Carrey
2. What were you doing at 0800? In toilet, what else you can do?
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Cursing on Tag (Just kidding!)
4. What happened to [...]

This is a crazy meme is given to me by Wannabe Economist, Wuching and BengBeng.

OMG! Why you guys want to know what I was wearing and my accessories I had with me last night?
Okay, that’s the “little thingy” I wore!

Don’t laugh like that!
Yeah, I know, really “got no eye to see” (translate it [...]

When I log into my Wordpress, the Blog Stats catches my attention (I don’t even look at it most of the time):
There are currently 202 posts and …
OMG, as a new monkey on the blog (could someone play the New Kids on the Block’s song for me, “Step by step” please) I can’t imagine [...]

Devil Wuching and Janice came to me and asked me to release my inner devil! Okay, let me tell you the truth. The following are 8 things/questions I dislike people asking, saying or telling me so:
1. “Thank you for calling XXX, press 1 for English, 2 for…. (never ending shit options).”
Could you [...]