People often ask me, “What’s the difference between couplehood and babyhood?” In a word, moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources – all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.

Kimberly is my sunshine and moonbeams and more brightening my world as never before.

The way she smiles to me makes me feel like falling in love again!

Maybe she’s thinking: Why my daddy looks like monkey?

Well, I think she doesn’t mind!

Is she pointing to herself trying to say: I’m adorable, isn’t it?

I think she’s thinking: Daddy, shall we go for shopping now? Or else I will cry out loud!

Having a baby is one of the most magical moments of my life. Even it practically turns my world upside down. I enjoy it!

Switching to Hotlink 365 is pretty simple. You can dial *100# to subscribe. However, you have to make sure that you have an active account with minimum credit balance of RM33 before you subscribe.

Alternatively you can dial *108*6# to subscribe. I used this method.

You will get the message like the following depending on your area.

Hotlink 365 costs only RM15 in East Malaysia. Another RM18 saving for me! Cool!

Follow the instruction on screen, press 1 to confirm (or press reply by keying 1 in my case).

Then, wait for SMS confirmation.

Okay, the prepaid validity will be extended by 365 days within three working days!

For more information you can visit Hotlink official website.

To continue subscribe Hotlink 365 plan, type in *100*9*8# -> Press 1 -> Press 1
(Note: For existing customer, kindly ensure that your account has a minimum of 5 active days)

No words could ever describe the sweet and warm memories, the pride and gratitude too, that come from having a daughter to love, and to cherish.

My little Kimmy Girl (Yeah, that’s how I call her)

She is a treasure, a blessing from above. She brings me a special joy that comes from deep inside that no words can describe. It doesn’t seem so long ago, but more like yesterday, that she was just a little newborn baby, crying for the very first time.

She looks like a little boy. :hehe:

With every day that passes, she has grown sweeter, through every smile, through every stage, I love her even more. She’s such a star to me, following her through birth and every single day with my hand in her hand.

She’s the voice I love to hear. She’s the one that I’d lay down my own life for. She’s everything I ever wanted and everything I need. Yeah, she’s everything to me.

Friend Talk:
Bobo: Your daughter looks like you.
Monkey: Is it? (Smile happily)
Bobo: You really untung* lor!
Monkey: Untung what? I’m not gonna sell her!
Untung = lucky, fortunate, profit

Nothing is as precious as a brand new baby sent from above. She’s so small and amazingly angelic. She’s sent to bless us. She brings home so much love and also sleepless nights. :suprised:

I could feel my toughness melt away when she looks into my eye.

Like father, like daughter (like monkey?).

She is my angel…

Baby, I was wrong because I misjudged you. And baby I was wrong to trust you so much. You know I love you from the bottom of my heart. But, it is you to make my days miserable. All I know right now is that I hate you for what you put me through. With all of my heart I hate you and everything about you! I hate the fact that I think about you. I hate that I can’t sleep without you. I just can’t get over not making love to you! I never thought that you will behave abnormally. And you know that my heart just can’t take it anymore. Just tell me what I have done wrong. Just tell me what I did to deserve this. Please, please don’t hurt me! Please come back to my life again . . .

Screamyx, what the monkey you move as slow as turtle (same to no internet connection!) for almost a week! :angry: I really hate myself for loving you! Well, I better press publish button before I lose you again! :grrr:

Friend Talk:

KingKong: Got your bonus?
Monkey: Yup! 1 month nia! You?
KingKong: No much, 4 months only!
Monkey: … (Speechless)

Chinese New Year is around the corner. Chinese New Year for me is nothing more than cleaning and decorating the house, buying new clothes, prepare food, sending hamsters hampers to relatives and KNS boss….

This year I felt not in mood to go shopping especially when I looked at the number of digits in my Bank book (How can never increase?!). Every time I passed by a shopping mall I just told myself to come at the following day. And I did the same thing next day. Day after day, I bought nothing. I knew I had to go shopping properly at least once. So I went shopping last night at XXX Mall.

The environment was good. I saw monkeys people everywhere. Wow, I couldn’t believe people buying stuff like crazy! I just bought something I need, but it still ended up with a full trolley of stuffs!

So when came to the time to pay, I nearly fainted when I saw the long queue! I really fell asleep during that long painful wait! I was so excited when came to my turn to pay. However when the cashier, a beautiful lady told me the total amount I need to pay I felt shit again. Dammit, almost half of my bonus gone. What to do? Still had to pay. So I took out my wallet and looked into it… What?! *roll eyes* OMG… I was in shock because I found out there were…

…only two bucks inside nia!

I could hear the auntie at the back said: “Bolui (no money) also come shopping!”
I really felt dang embarrassed at that moment! Shit, I forgot to withdraw money!!!
Luckily the cashier reminded me that I could pay using credit card…

…

Back home that night
While checking on my newly bought underwear… Dammit, S size!!!!! SHiT, what the monkey, so small, how to wear!!!

What a day!!

What’s happening? Well, this time monkey wasn’t off to save my master, XuanZang (??), the monk from the demons. Zhu Bajie (???) said he will take care of our master (remember the pig in Journey to the West? ???)

Actually I was off to welcome someone special to arrive. Donkey introduced her to me last year. From that moment on, I couldn’t help falling in love with her even I never met her personally. Of course I knew I need more time to know her. But I didn’t care. I just couldn’t stop myself for loving her.

I thank God that I finally found her. All my life I prayed for someone like her. I knew I will never find another girl sweeter than her.

I enjoyed talking to her. I always told her, “Baby, come to me. Let me put my arms around you, touch you softly and kiss you gently.” She kept silent. I knew she was shy.

For sure, she turned my life around. I missed her ever moment in my life.

I prayed to God that I could meet her one day. And I’m so glad that I finally met her … Please share my happiness and meet my girl:

Our lovely baby girl! Made in Borneo, a very first precious product of Monkey and Donkey!

Last night, when she told me she wanted to cook a dinner! “What? You cook?!” (Check the calendar, today is not my birthday). Frankly, I felt pretty surprise (and shocked!), pleasantly surprise! It felt as good as orgasm hitting 4 Digits! No kidding, I really meant it!

So, let’s see what she had prepared.

A very simple dinner for two. Stir fried cabbage, Kentucky Fried Chicken steamed chicken with ginger and pickles soup with pork. Not bad, I gave 4 out of 5! (If I gave 1 out of 5, she won’t cook anymore! Or she will chop me into pieces and cook!).

After the meal, we enjoyed eating Drumstick Minis and ended up in bed watching Astro together (neither computer nor blog). It was one of those normal/simple days. But, it was undeniable a perfect day for me! Perhaps, a romantic day!

: Hmm..You promise you don’t laugh!
: Wahahahaha…..

Very sorry, I just couldn’t stop myself laughing at Donkey. At last, she laughed as well. We laughed together! If you want to laugh, just laugh! I don’t mind. She don’t mind also. What a day for Donkey! A blur day!

We were looking for some casual wears at XYZ Fashion House and served by a pretty looking girl. Feeling great to be served by a beauty? Apparently not for me!

That girl showed her shit face while serving us, looked like I owed her one million dollars!

I just didn’t understand what was happing to her! When I requested for my size, she looked like very reluctant to find it for me!

Shit! she really pissed me off. Fine, very good, dammit, why I should buy from you, I mean with that kind of poor customer service!

So, I stopped browsing around and showed my black face too while waiting for Donkey!

Donkey bought a T-shirt at last. Surprisingly, Donkey even said Thank You to that blardy girl! *Smack my head*

With thousand question marks in my mind, I questioned donkey.

: Why you still can say thank you to that shit face?
: What shit face?
: Neh, that lady? (Pointing to the lady secretly)
: Oooo… Why can not?
: Very bad customer service!
: I enjoy shopping together with you….

She paused for a while and smiled to me,

: Why should I let her spoiling my mood!
: ……. (Speechless)

At that moment, I felt like seeing a shiny circle on her head, OMG, St. Donkey!!!!

Maybe I should try to improve my EQ! I shouldn’t let others affect my emotion so easily! I will try to learn, but I know it’s pretty hard!!!!!

Have you encountered any poor customer service? And what is your reaction?