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		<title>The UCS &#8211; School of Maritime Studies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sibu, the renowned and favored centre for shipbuilding because of its location at the confluence at the Igan and Rejang Rivers finally has its own maritime training academy.  The long-awaited Sarawak Maritime Academy is now officially called The UCS - School of Maritime Studies (SMS) would be the second in the country, after the Malaysian Maritime Academy in Melaka [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sibu, the renowned and favored centre for shipbuilding because of its location at the confluence at the Igan and Rejang Rivers finally has its own maritime training academy.</p>
<p><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXmEVdMRI/AAAAAAAACyI/BKoKvi02eZ8/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudiesAdmin.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">The UCS &#8211; School of Maritime Studies (SMS)</span></p>
<p>The long-awaited Sarawak Maritime Academy is now officially called The UCS &#8211; School of Maritime Studies (SMS) would be the second in the country, after the <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.alam.edu.my/" target="_blank">Malaysian Maritime Academy</a> in Melaka.</p>
<p><strong>Soft Opening on 8-8-2008</strong><br />
On the RM25 million School of Maritime Studies, State Second Finance Minister and Environment &amp; Public Health Minister Datuk Seri Wong Soon Koh said during soft opening on 8-8-2008, it was a far-sighted effort to increase manpower in the industry by proving training for cadet officers and maritime engineers.  He said the state government had set aside RM5 million for its development while businessman Datuk Ling Chiong Ho has supported the balance.<br />
<strong><br />
Tour of Campus</strong><br />
Well, let’s take a tour around the campus.</p>
<p>SMS &#8211; Administration Building view from the main road.  Do you notice the <del datetime="2008-08-08T05:22:10+00:00">shit</del> ship?<br />
<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXmdk1kqI/AAAAAAAACyQ/LZZw_LNrc-M/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudiesAdminBlock.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Administration Block" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Administration Building</span></p>
<p>Closer view of the ship-like building.<br />
<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXnt9y8rI/AAAAAAAACyw/KAux7gK_DUU/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudiesShip02.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Ship of the Administration Block" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Ship of the Administration Building</span></p>
<p>Another view from different angle.  That pretty obvious sending you a message &#8211; this is a Maritime Academy! <img src='http://monkeywong.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXnUvSoaI/AAAAAAAACyo/svmiaVCXXIw/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudiesShip.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Ship of the Administration Block" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Design feature of the Administration Building</span></p>
<p>Okay, time to go inside the Administration Building. Modern looking reception counter.  Welcome On Board!<br />
<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXlcLiz2I/AAAAAAAACx4/TLAMd0NGCpY/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies14.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Reception Counter" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Reception Counter</span></p>
<p>Double storey library.<br />
<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXlEivSKI/AAAAAAAACxw/7ghnJ2WkSWE/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies13.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Library" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Library</span></p>
<p>Staff room.  <del datetime="2008-08-08T05:45:43+00:00">Got any beautiful lecturers or not?</del><br />
<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXkxqjEMI/AAAAAAAACxo/pQU5mg03rkE/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies12.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Staff Room" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Staff Room</span></p>
<p>This could be the Computer Laboratory or English Laboratory.<br />
<img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXjN87h2I/AAAAAAAACxA/VdXJSSPizBs/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies07.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Computer Laboratory" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Computer Laboratory</span></p>
<p>This is one of the classroom.<br />
<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXjdNTGZI/AAAAAAAACxI/QprZBhtXXoA/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies08.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Classroom" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Classroom</span></p>
<p>If I&#8217;m not mistaken, this is what they call Poseidon Borealis Full Ship’s Bridge Simulator. Unfortunately, I didn&#8217;t have change to test drive on it as the simulator is not ready yet.  Anyway, can you recognize the ministers inside the photo?<br />
<img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXjwsFUPI/AAAAAAAACxQ/JsDeqcl_JAg/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies09.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies -Poseidon Borealis Full Ship’s Bridge Simulator" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Simulator Room</span></p>
<p>SMS provides hostel for outstation students.  The hostel is just next to Administration Building.<br />
<img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXnOqtS5I/AAAAAAAACyg/MzQOa__eeS0/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudiesHostel.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Hostel" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Hostel</span></p>
<p>I managed to peek into one of the hostel room.<br />
<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXkfgpqGI/AAAAAAAACxg/5VhkE87XD58/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies11.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Hostel" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Hostel Room</span></p>
<p>You could find a workshop next to a swimming pool.  No swimming pool photo because it is still under construction.  The swimming pool will be ready by the end of 2008.<br />
<img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXn5l3SjI/AAAAAAAACy4/43OARc9VG4Y/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudiesWorkshop.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies - Workshop" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Workshop</span></p>
<p>To my understanding, there are other facilities such as UNITEST (Software Version) Medium Speed Engines room Simulator MED3D, Poseidon Borealis GMDSS / GOC Simulator, Building for smoke &amp; fire drills and Fire protected-lifeboat house in a set of gravity davits.</p>
<p><strong>Courses</strong><br />
The UCS – School of Maritime Studies is currently offering Diploma in Nautical Studies (DNS), and Marine Engineering (DME).</p>
<p><img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SJvXlz-T34I/AAAAAAAACyA/SGtQ_rOt-vw/s800/SchoolofMaritimeStudies15.jpg" alt="The UCS - School of Maritime Studies" /><br />
<span style="font-size: xx-small;">SMS &#8211; Open for intake</span></p>
<p>The diploma is awarded by United College Sarawak (Kolej Bersatu Sarawak) and professional certificate of competency is issued by The Malaysia Marine Department after meeting their requirements.</p>
<p><strong>Cost</strong><br />
The estimated cost for the entire course is <strong>RM 39,000,00</strong> excluding Modular courses and living costs.</p>
<p><strong>Enquiries</strong><br />
<del datetime="2008-08-08T06:21:41+00:00">If you want to be one of the Pirates of the Caribbean like Captain Jack Sparrow or new Popeye the Sailorman, you may consider to to enrol yourself into The UCS – School of Maritime Studies.</del> For further information, please refer to:</p>
<p>UCS – School of Maritime Studies<br />
No. 2, Upper Lanang Road, 96000 Sibu, Sarawak, Malaysia</p>
<p>Tel: +6084 216799<br />
Fax: +6084 217179<br />
Email: sms@ucs.edu.my<br />
Website: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ucs.edu.my" target="_blank">www.ucs.edu.my</a></p>
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		<title>POPULAR at Delta Mall Now Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 07:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Saturday when I drove pass Delta Mall, this banner caught my attention. :suprised: Without any hesitation Donkey and I...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last Saturday when I drove pass Delta Mall, this banner caught my attention. :suprised:</p>
<p><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SDJ51wmi0KI/AAAAAAAACLg/WK1_W1EKsPM/s800/Popular01.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Without any hesitation Donkey and I decided to check it out!  <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.popular.com.my/" target="_blank">POPULAR Bookstore</a> is not something unusual for people staying in Klang Valley, you guys may find it anywhere.  However, this is the first branch they open in Sibu to test the water after they did some marketing research last year.  I believe they kinda afraid people here don’t read and buy books. :thinking:  Yeah, we only read blog!  Just Kidding! <img src='http://monkeywong.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SDJ5sAmi0GI/AAAAAAAACK8/Sj5bTCskkEM/s800/DeltaMallSibu.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Finding Popular is as simple as ABC.  You can even spot the big Popular wording from a distance outside the Delta Mall.</p>
<p>Okay, let’s go inside and straight to the book store at level 4.</p>
<p><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SDJ5ygmi0JI/AAAAAAAACLY/63ft268PCls/s800/PopularBookStoreSibu.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Here we are.  The typical red and black colour entrance!</p>
<p><img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SDJ5xAmi0II/AAAAAAAACLQ/PbSKdNyrzRo/s800/PopularBookStoreInside.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Although it’s not as big as Popular in KL, you can still find variety of books and magazines there.</p>
<p><img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/borneomonkey/SDJ5twmi0HI/AAAAAAAACLI/ligPW9tOeqk/s800/PopularBookStore.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Donkey and I didn’t spend too much time there since it was pretty crowded with people from all walks of life.  However, we knew we will be back again soon.</p>
<p>If you like books, you will definitely like Popular.  <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">But if you want to buy chicken, sorry to disappoint you, Popular never sells chicken!</span></p>
<blockquote><p>My little wish:<br />
Hopefully MPH and Kinokuniya Book Store will open their branches here!  :praying: Okay, day dream!  But, who knows what will happen tomorrow! <img src='http://monkeywong.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Life still goes on</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you know floods have hit central Sarawak including Sibu. I had no choice to take a day off yesterday!...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As you know floods have hit central Sarawak including Sibu.  I had no choice to take a day off yesterday!  Although my area was not affected by flood, I got no way out to my office.  For the first time in my life I felt like living live on an island!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2Hq5zBg9qI/AAAAAAAABV4/4fcAHF4gtDY/s800/Island.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>The situation is getting better at the moment! At least I could drive to work this morning.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2HqXzBg9pI/AAAAAAAABVw/JVO5bJA6mWc/s800/Flood_Sibu_07.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>However it might take some time to get back to normal!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2HqRzBg9kI/AAAAAAAABVI/j52pCY95Qyk/s800/Flood_Sibu_02.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://wuching.com" target="_blank">Wuching</a> and <a rel="nofollow" href="http://clareng.com" target="_blank">Clare</a>, let&#8217;s see what happen to our Sacred Heart School!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2HqRzBg9lI/AAAAAAAABVQ/4HImiOR5aWg/s800/Flood_Sibu_03.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>No wonder it didn&#8217;t appear last two days.  You should know what vehicle is that!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2HqRzBg9mI/AAAAAAAABVY/N_g2noDez6I/s800/Flood_Sibu_04.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think bus is coming!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2HqRzBg9nI/AAAAAAAABVg/RVhW_cnKSqU/s800/Flood_Sibu_05.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Mmm&#8230; That&#8217;s the right choice!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh5.google.com/borneomonkey/R2HqXzBg9oI/AAAAAAAABVo/tUzzXYIirhk/s800/Flood_Sibu_06.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>So now you believe your car can&#8217;t swim!</p>
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		<title>Waterworld</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I waked up this morning, I felt so excited because I think it was the right time for Donkey...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I waked up this morning, I felt so excited because I think it was the right time for Donkey and me to go sailing!  That’s my dream for quite some time, couldn’t believe I could make it!</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/borneomonkey/R19JhzBg9fI/AAAAAAAABT0/JmSbO5lz7-Q/s800/Sail.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>So where were we heading to?  Dammit, actually we had to go to office by boat this morning! <img src='http://monkeywong.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/borneomonkey/R19KCDBg9hI/AAAAAAAABUE/JpdeOinXhjk/s800/SibuFlood.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Flood <em>strikes</em> Sibu again!  This is the moment when drains and roads turn into river! Yes, you can have unlimited <em>Teh Tarik</em> too! Free of charge!  Drink as much as you like.  But, if you end up in hospital, don&#8217;t blame anyone! :tongue:</p>
<p>As expected, traffic jams everywhere.  My little advice, don&#8217;t drive your car out during flood unless your car knows how to swim! <img src='http://monkeywong.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>During flood, you will receive a lot of calls.</p>
<blockquote><p>“Hey, your area gets flooded onot?”<br />
“My car broke down!”<br />
“Thanks God, you&#8217;re still alive!”  (What kind of friend is that?)</p></blockquote>
<p>Perhaps as a resident of this lovely town, we should buy at least a sampan!  Or perhaps a speed boat so that you won&#8217;t be late to work! <img src='http://monkeywong.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  And don’t be surprised if you see this lovely town in movie.</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://lh4.google.com/borneomonkey/R19KCDBg9gI/AAAAAAAABT8/qIJI72jKkDk/s800/WaterWorld.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>WaterWorld II:  Do you recognize the building?  That’s the tallest building in Sarawak, Wisma Sanyan! :laugh:  If our <em>visionary government</em> can&#8217;t solve the flood problem, consider to turn our lovely town into some sort of tourist attraction like Venice beside shooting film! :haha:</p>
<p>Nobody likes flood! Hopefully it doesn’t get worse!  :praying:</p>
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		<title>Very Creative?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 06:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh dear, what is that? Yaloo, what is that? Look like&#8230;.. Wah, who design this, is a bus stop! New...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/3.gif" alt="Donkey" />  Oh dear, what is that?<br />
<img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hm_12un_monkey.gif" alt="Monkey" />  Yaloo, what is that?  Look like&#8230;..</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/busstop01.jpg" alt="busstop01.jpg" /><br />
<img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hm_12un_monkey.gif" alt="Monkey" />  Wah, who design this, is a bus stop!<br />
<img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/3.gif" alt="Donkey" />  New bus stop, I never see before ler!</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/busstop02.jpg" alt="busstop02.jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hm_12un_monkey.gif" alt="Monkey" />  The designer of this bus stop must be very creative o!<br />
<img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/3.gif" alt="Donkey" />  Creative your head!  So stupid ar you, the posts &#8216;broken&#8217; and the bus stop collapsed, creative, hmm&#8230;.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/busstop03.jpg" alt="busstop03.jpg" /></p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/hm_12un_monkey.gif" alt="Monkey" />  Alamak, ya oh, must call someone to repair it!</p>
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		<title>Smell Gawai</title>
		<link>http://monkeywong.com/2007/05/02/smell-gawai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 03:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Wei, cook your head! Watch too much wrestling or what? Ok ok,...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you smell what the rock is cooking?<br />
<em> Wei, cook your head! Watch too much wrestling or what?</em></p>
<p>Ok ok, very sorry, in fact I’m trying to ask:<br />
Do you smell Gawai?<br />
If the answer is no, then follow me.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/gawai01.jpg" alt="gawai01.jpg" /><br />
Our town is ready to welcome Gawai. Shopping center is the best place to fell it.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/gawai02.jpg" alt="gawai02.jpg" /><br />
Gawai decoration everywhere.  Unique wooden craft best represent Iban.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/gawai03.jpg" alt="gawai03.jpg" /><br />
This one also not bad.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/gawai04.jpg" alt="gawai04.jpg" /><br />
Gawai shopping time?  I’m expecting another sale is coming soon.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/gawai05.jpg" alt="gawai05.jpg" /><br />
Another banner, Happy Gawai in Chinese.<br />
Wait, see the banner underneath, Mini Post Office! Alright, this could be the only Mini Post Office open virtually everyday including holiday from 8:30am to 8:30pm.  Are you sure?  Yes, very sure, you now can pay all sort of bills here even after office hour!  I believe this Mini Post Office is operated by Farley cause the staff on duty there all in green colour.  Who cares, as long as we can pay the bloody monthly bills, right?</p>
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		<title>Mad cows come to town?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>MonkeyWong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monkey goes shopping today. What are those people looking at? OMG! Is that a mad cow? Oh no, are two...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Monkey goes shopping today.<br />
What are those people looking at?</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow06.jpg" alt="cow06.jpg" /></p>
<p>OMG!  Is that a mad cow?</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow03.jpg" alt="cow03.jpg" /></p>
<p>Oh no, are two cows.<br />
Who put the cows here?<br />
Hey, someone selling the cows in front of shopping mall, crazy or what?</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow09.jpg" alt="cow09.jpg" /></p>
<p>Oh I see, not mad cows, not for sale, is a promotion for Colostrum, a chewable Colostrum Tablets from New Zealand. So these cows must come from New Zealand as well??</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow02.jpg" alt="cow02.jpg" /></p>
<p>Monkey: Hello, cows, I’m monkey, great to see you mate!<br />
Cow: Wowww… (Sign of friendliness, I suppose.)</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow01.jpg" alt="cow01.jpg" /></p>
<p>Monkey: Argh…damn cow, you wee wee in front of me?<br />
Cow: So what!</p>
<p>I feel this one fell very sian (boring).</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow08.jpg" alt="cow08.jpg" /></p>
<p>Cow: Hey Monkey, why don’t you come to join me, then you will know how sian is.<br />
Monkey: No, thank you.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow04.jpg" alt="cow04.jpg" /></p>
<p>Try to keibo, listen what these children say.</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow05.jpg" alt="cow05.jpg" /></p>
<p>A: Poor cow, they tie them.<br />
B: I think they gonna kill them soon.<br />
C: Yeah, make them a nice steak.<br />
A: I agree, look delicious.</p>
<p>OMG, they though this is market?<br />
Then I found out this,</p>
<p><img src="http://monkeywong.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/cow07.jpg" alt="cow07.jpg" /></p>
<p>What, cow for sale!<br />
2 COWs = RM 6,500<br />
1 COW  = RM 3,500</p>
<p>Monkey: Yeah, I want to buy one.<br />
Donkey: You donkey or what, where you wanna to keep it, your bedroom or toilet?<br />
Monkey: ……(I forgotten I’m no longer stay in the jungle).</p>
<p>Okay, time to go shopping.<br />
Bye bye!</p>
<p>p/s: I think the wee wee one is not a cow but bull<span style="text-decoration: line-through;">shit</span>, cause it has the thing….</p>
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