Life it seems is a struggle between what we think and what we see or hear.

Too often in life we are facing the following situation:

Pig vs Bitch

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other…
The woman leans out the window and yells ‘PIG!’
The man immediately leans out his window and yells, ‘BITCH!!’

They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Sometime what you hear or see is not what you think! Isn’t it?

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Sometimes, your so called friend isn’t always your friend. On the other hand, your enemy might not be your enemy forever! Perhaps he or she could be your best friend one day! I just feel it much more comfortable not to deal with human… mainly because I can’t differentiate between friend and enemy…

“The face of the enemy frightens me only when I see how much it resembles my best friend”

And I have a horrible feeling…

“Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred.”

It’s pretty complicated feeling, not for everybody I guess but at least for me! A story to share:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.

As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out and ate him.

The moral of the story is:

First, not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

Second, not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

And when you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!

Do I love my country?

I love Malaysia | Inspired by American Sign Language – “I love you”

Yes, I love Malaysia for sure!
But the pertinent question is whether my country really loves me? :thinking:

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Three men and a woman are sitting at a bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says: “I’d describe myself as a R.U.B., Rich, Urban, Biker.”

The next chap says: “Oh, I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E. You know … Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.”

The third man says: “Well I’m a D.I.N.K. Double Income, No Kids.”

They turn to the woman and ask: “What are you?”

She replies, “I’m a W.I.F.E. – Wash, Iron, F**k, Etc.”

We laughed together. It sounds hilarious but pretty true. One thing I have to clarify here, we were not laughing at woman or more precisely “WIFE”. We realized that it is not easy to become a WIFE, not to mention about being a mother at the same time as well. For me, being a full-time wife & mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

I believe to most of men including myself, mom/wife is a never ending song in our heart of comfort, happiness, and being. We may sometimes forget the words but we always remember the tune. So for my mom and Donkey (new mom) and all of you wonderful mothers out there, I would like to wish you a warm and great Mother’s Day.

We all live on this Earth just once and while we have that pleasure we have a duty to treat this privilege with respect. Reduce the amount of waste in your life. Recycle all that you can and spread the word, especially to children and youth. Let’s show them why it is important to live a life compatible with Mother Earth by being environmentally conscious.

You can make a difference. Get involved and recycling glass, plastic, paper and aluminium now. Always remember:

• Glass goes into the BROWN recycling bin.

• Aluminium and Plastic items go into the ORANGE recycling bin.

• All paper items go into the BLUE recycling bin.

And finally to make our world a better place…

Nagging B*tch goes into ____ recycling bin! You fill the blank yourself!

I think red colour not too bad!
Just for fun! :tongue: :haha:

Ooops..… *touch wood* I shouldn’t ask those silly questions! Everybody afraid of ghost including you and me! Right? However, let me tell you the truth. I’m not worry too much about the ghosts and they hardly make my hair stand on end! We are from different dimensions after all. Frankly, Homo sapiens are more frightening than ghost! Especially those act far ‘fiercer’ than ghost!

Don’t you think that someone who claims to be your friend, a good friend can even take a knife and stab you from behind is more scary than ghost? It knocks so hard and it stabs the heart so painfully. He is the one who pretend he cares about you but in fact least concerned about your feelings. He only shed crocodile tears. It makes you feel like a fool. He’s teaching me to be careful. Be careful of who I shall share my deepest thoughts with! And make me understand the genuine meaning of a friend in need is a friend indeed!

You may think that I have lost faith in friendship? Apparently not, at least I still have friends like you guys! Be my friend and cheers for the friendship!

That’s pretty easy for me, I will definitively buy a television station and broadcast all sort of monkey stories to you. Wahahaha….. Excuse me, forget it, I’m just kidding!

Okay, one million dollars is not what it used to be. Of course I can’t enjoy James Bond life with 1Mbucks! However, one million dollars still mean a lot to a poor fella like me.

Being a millionaire, the very first thing I gonna do is ‘firing’ my KNS boss!

Sorry, shouldn’t fire him in that way, forgive me please!

Maybe leaving some mark on his office wall will be a great idea! Wakakaka….

Mmmm… I won’t do that either, that’s not my style (please believe me hor, I’m a very nice guy! ), I will just tender my resignation and walk away quietly without telling anybody! Low profile as usual! No point to tell whole world, I’m rich, I’m darn rich. Right?

So, what is next step? Frankly, I will donate at least 10% of my money for charity purpose. You know I’m not the type of greedy and selfish fella like my KNS boss! The virtues of donations are great because it helps the needy and at the same time it gives an opportunity to me to give the surplus to the people in need.

Before I sit down and plan for my future, allow me to take a break, a long vacation.

I have been trapped in this contemporary or modern slavery world (whatever you call it) right after I graduated from uni (life is hard, no work means no money to sustain my everyday life, sigh….). I’m really pissed off by this kind of 8-5 routine. Rat race indeed! Time to experience a total change of ambiance, from romantic Paris to fashionable Dubai and then to the tranquility of the Maldives…….

See, I already pack my stuff and ready to say BonVoyage.

The Dog: Wei, day dreaming whole morning, you think company employed you to become dreamer hay……….

Choii….Back to my work or else I will kena fired by my Boss!

I wish I really have one million dollars!

What are you going to spend your one million dollars if you have it right in your bank account?

A: Hi friend, what have you been up to?
C: Busy, busy at Vietnam to find laupo (wife).

A: Ms Secretary, my minute ready?
D: Busy, so busy, can pass to you tomorrow?

A: Hi Honey, you don’t cook dinner tonight? Ok, I know you’re busy!
E: Wei, you say you cook tonight.
A: …….. (Busy till forgotten!)

Life seems too busy, that’s fine because that’s life.
However, sometime people busy of doing something that I totally don’t understand.
Check this out:

Traffic jam! This is pretty normal in bigger cities like JB or KL, but is abnormal here in our town. However, it does happen occasionally, which I believe could be due to these:

1. Accident. Everybody is busy to drop down the number plate. Do what? Buy 4 Digits, what else?

2. See some XXX scene, most probably naked body running in the street.

3. See unusual creatures, like E.T.

Okay, I can tolerate with the above except item 1. But, this morning, I get caught in the jam again somewhere in the town.

Everybody slowed down their cars, see, see again, and again, and then only drive away with their smile on their faces. So, what so interesting?

Aiyoyo, you see yourself. Damn, never see workers unload the machine from the lorry? So Keibo (busy body) to the extreme level! Why don’t you people go down and help them! No wonder, some people thought we’re still staying on the trees, ya, you’re not but the mindset still remain at that level.

So, when the big boss looked at me one kind one this morning, you should know what was happening, haiya, I was LATE!!! Boss please don’t deduct my bonus, I’m not the one who keibo!

Suddenly I understand why people say curiosity can kill a cat! Damn, your curiosity nearly kills a monkey!