Did you enjoy a fabulous Ghost Festival / Ullambana / 盂蘭盆 last night? Did you witness the grand opening of the gates of hell? So you joint their party?
Ooops..… *touch wood* I shouldn’t ask those silly questions! Everybody afraid of ghost including you and me! Right? However, let me tell you [...]

One million dollars, are you serious? If I have one million dollars, what what I gonna do with it?

That’s pretty easy for me, I will definitively buy a television station and broadcast all sort of monkey stories to you. Wahahaha….. Excuse me, forget it, I’m just kidding!

A: Hello, could you please check my submission status?
B: Busy, call back later. (Busy drink coffee and read newspaper)
A: Hi friend, what have you been up to?
C: Busy, busy at Vietnam to find laupo (wife).
A: Ms Secretary, my minute ready?
D: Busy, so busy, can pass to you tomorrow?
A: Hi Honey, you don’t cook dinner [...]