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People often ask me, “What’s the difference between couplehood and babyhood?” In a word, moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources – all [...]

11 o’clock at night.
: Have you named our baby girl?
: Huh, what name? (Half sleep mode)
: How you gonna call our baby girl?
: Oh, very easy. Baby boy, name him Monkey Junior. Baby girl of course calls her Donkey Junior!
: Are you serious? U call our baby girl Donkey Jr!
: No [...]

I’m happy to say that, “I’m back!”
What’s happening? Well, this time monkey wasn’t off to save my master, XuanZang (玄奘), the monk from the demons. Zhu Bajie (猪八戒) said he will take care of our master (remember the pig in Journey to the West? 西游记)
Actually I was off to welcome someone [...]