Humour Archive

  • If you are staring at computer screens too much is definitely making your eyes really tired and stressed. Well, time...

    Hot Dog For Tea Break

    If you are staring at computer screens too much is definitely making your eyes really tired and stressed. Well, time...

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  • A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other. The woman leans out the window and yells ‘PIG!’ The man immediately leans out his window and yells, ‘BITCH!!’ They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.

    Pig vs Bitch

    A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other. The woman leans out the window and yells ‘PIG!’ The man immediately leans out his window and yells, ‘BITCH!!’ They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.

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  • I think I’m coming down with something (Perhaps you too! LOL!). There is a new virus: Code name is ‘work’....

    We All Hate Working

    I think I’m coming down with something (Perhaps you too! LOL!). There is a new virus: Code name is ‘work’....

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  • The computer is indeed a great invention! It has totally changed my lifestyle. And I realize that I’m spending too much time on the computer because…
My family describes my job as ‘works with computer’ and call me computer freak!
I feel frustrated when I hit the wrong key on the lift keypad and see that it has no

    Are You A Computer Freak?

    The computer is indeed a great invention! It has totally changed my lifestyle. And I realize that I’m spending too much time on the computer because… My family describes my job as ‘works with computer’ and call me computer freak! I feel frustrated when I hit the wrong key on the lift keypad and see that it has no "undo" key. [...]

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  • I heard my friend, Jenny talking to her son the other day. Her son, Jeremy is a typical four-year-old boy,...

    My Mum Is A Maid?

    I heard my friend, Jenny talking to her son the other day. Her son, Jeremy is a typical four-year-old boy,...

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  • An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abu Aziz.
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels. [...]

    Beautiful Language

    An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa. Consul : What is your name? Arab: Abu Aziz. Consul: Sex? Arab : Six to ten times a week. Consul: I mean, male or female? Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels. [...]

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  • I love Ah Beng. He brings a lot of laughter into my life. Men perhaps need laughter sometimes more than...

    I Love Ah Beng

    I love Ah Beng. He brings a lot of laughter into my life. Men perhaps need laughter sometimes more than...

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  • 11 o’clock at night. : Have you named our baby girl? : Huh, what name? (Half sleep mode) : How...

    Baby Name

    11 o’clock at night. : Have you named our baby girl? : Huh, what name? (Half sleep mode) : How...

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