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Devil Wuching and Janice came to me and asked me to release my inner devil! Okay, let me tell you the truth. The following are 8 things/questions I dislike people asking, saying or telling me so:
1. “Thank you for calling XXX, press 1 for English, 2 for…. (never ending shit options).”
Could you [...]

After work
: How’s your day?
: The best ever! A day to remember!
: Izzit?
: Everyone seemed ‘very friendly’ today.
: My boss, colleagues, friends, customers….
: They smiled at me.
: They said ‘I’m gorgeous’,
: And ’sexy’ too.