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Devil Wuching and Janice came to me and asked me to release my inner devil! Okay, let me tell you the truth. The following are 8 things/questions I dislike people asking, saying or telling me so:
1. “Thank you for calling XXX, press 1 for English, 2 for…. (never ending shit options).”
Could you [...]

After work
: How’s your day?
: The best ever! A day to remember!
: Izzit?
: Everyone seemed ‘very friendly’ today.
: My boss, colleagues, friends, customers….
: They smiled at me.
: They said ‘I’m gorgeous’,
: And ’sexy’ too.

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Come come, feed my pet with bananas!
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Via Jam

This posting is about “The Face Behind The Blog”.  So it’s all about me, me, me, and me again!
At first I though, this tag is very easy, makan sayur, but…….walau a, don’t even know where to start, what to write, nothing special about me ler! Okay, I will try.
Let’s start, see who I am.

I [...]

I’m here to list ten ways how ………… pisses me off.
So, I fill in the blank with Donkey!
Time to wash dirty linen in public …..
1st : Lizard
: Oooii….
: What?
: Come quickly!
: What?
: Lizard, catch it!
: Done.
: Another one there.
: Ok, done!
: Still got one there.
: Dammit, I got only two hands.
You know what, I become [...]