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My manager never talks to me. I think sometimes he almost forgets about me. The only time he notice or remember me is when…

…I make a mistake! :D

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other. The woman leans out the window and yells ‘PIG!’ The man immediately leans out his window and yells, ‘BITCH!!’ They each continue on their way and as the man rounds the next bend he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.

12th General Election in Malaysia
Mr. Pig: Vote me. You know my performance! Give me another five years to serve you!
People: Of course we know “your performance”. Don’t try to fool us for another five more years!

Check your polling centre and polling stream here.

As you know, my manager is a pig. That’s why I believe his brain functions in different way. When I applied for Emergency Leave two days ago, he said:

If I manage to foresee things in the future, I should call myself Prophet Monkey the Great. He certainly doesn’t understand what the meaning [...]

Friends Talk:
Monkey: What’s happening to Advertlets?
KingKong: Dunno, keep on diverting our blogs to its new porno site!
Monkey: Bankrupt huh?
KingKong: #@$%&*…
Monkey: What?
KingKong: They still owe me 55 cent!
Sometime I do feel that talking to my manager is pretty much like talking to a Pig!

No, no, no! I think Pig is better [...]