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One million dollars, are you serious? If I have one million dollars, what what I gonna do with it?

That’s pretty easy for me, I will definitively buy a television station and broadcast all sort of monkey stories to you. Wahahaha….. Excuse me, forget it, I’m just kidding!

Donkey and I went shopping last night.
We were looking for some casual wears at XYZ Fashion House and served by a pretty looking girl. Feeling great to be served by a beauty? Apparently not for me!
That girl showed her shit face while serving us, looked like I owed her one million dollars!
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