Who’s the Monkey
One day, donkey met monkey. Donkey wanted to know who the monkey is. So here comes the conversation.
Who the monkey you are?
Ok, first of all, stop using my word.
Okay, tell us who you are?
You know already, I’m monkey, a Borneo monkey.
(Damn, talking to crazy guy?!) OIC, where’re you coming from?
Monkey, I say I’m Borneo Monkey of course from Borneo.
Borneo?
Aiya, the chicken-like island.
IC IC, so whole island belongs to you?
So donkey, you thought I’m King Kong or what, I stay in a little town with a lot of ugly ducklings.
I thought that’s swan?
Sorry sorry, yes, that’s swan, not Donald duck.
So where?
What else, Monkey Town, hidden dragon town called The Swan. See… We got free teh tarik from the Rejang River. 
Why you blog?
Aiyo, an aunty from Singapore can even rap, why monkey can’t blog. Next question.
You English looks so terrible, any comment?
My Engrish not bad ler, you can understand ok oledy.
Ok, name three things you like.
Girl, girl, girl.
(Girl is things?) Err……
Sorry, just kidding. Don’t know how to answer. Can I answer three things I bring always?
Sure.
Simple, my handphone, my wallet, and of course my gugujiao.
………(speechless)
So monkey.
What is the last word you want to say?
Monkey you, I’m not go to heaven yet. Anyway, welcome to monkey world, it just another monkey’s story, hope you will enjoy your stay here with Monkey Wong. Have a nice monkey day!
~ The end of Conversation ~
So now you know me, yes this is me. I am Wong, Monkey Wong (inspired by Bond, James Bond, who got license to kill,
but I only got license to eat banana.)
With today’s very serious world, a laugh is just what people need. Doesn’t matter if you’re in a car, a train or even walking in a busy street, we need to crack up, specially in times under pressure and when life seems to challenge us in any way. Laughter is still the best fix. With also today’s technology, everything is fast and delivered right away. Cartoon wonderland can be accessed with the latest mobile phones. Laughter is just a tab away.
WAHAHAHAHA..the story is damn good one!!!
hey, like yr stuff..come link with me
glad u visited my blog. thanks.
Thank you Hana!
Thank you BengBeng!
Thank you for loving monkey!
Your blog is pretty hilarious!
Makes my day! Hahaha.
Whahaha.. Cool intro you have there. Will definitely link you
hahahahaha.. Mr.Wong..
what a creative way … to introduce…
i really like u (your blog lah) so much..
from today on.. i will be your loyal reader(*o*) Monday to Sunday (*o*)
cheers~!
MW: Walau A, u make me wanna to cry liao, thanks 4 ur support
Wakakaka…that’s a very good humorous way of a self-introduction. You are from Sibu, so I bet you are Foo Chow people. I’m from Sitiawan, another famous place in Malaysia for Foo Chow people.
Like the way you put your thoughts in your blog. I definitely will come back to read your blog more often. Do update frequently.
Cheers!
MW: I guess u’re Foo Chow too
Yeah you are absolutely right, MW. Nu hor moh? understand?
MW: Hor hor, walau a, damn happy to know you o! Keep in touch!
Hi Monkey…Funny blog…I like it…Donkey is ur girlfriend? Am I right?
MW: TQ Agnes! Donkey, oh, used to be, but now upgraded oledi
Wahaha… How can you think of such creative intro??? You have made my day!!!
MW: TQ, great 2 know u enjoy it!
Nice one, how did you ever figure out such a
creative story? Meow, since you’re Monkey Wong, does it mean I have to be MiaoLee? Lol.. All the best!
MW: Donno ler, one nite I dream, next day I wrote this thingy
Hello fellow monkey! quite curious to meet another fellow simian. I am usually known as the rambling leafmonkey or micamonkey lah but alamak still monkey right? cept i is island monkey in sg and oh right, different gender from u
still really quite interesting to read your blog 
i also like donkeys hahah 
MW: Walua a, so happy, I meet another new monkey friend. Keep in touch!
mr monkey, can’t believe the intro, creatively farnee and hilarious. very very fresh. monkey can understand donkey one meh? you very monkey la mr monkey. will link you from my blog
MW: magicwizard, welcome! TQ!
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! vpvsauqaxuoopl
MW: TQ
hi there,
Landed here from Bernard’s page. I must say, this is so hilarious and entertaining. Thanks for the laugh! hahaa
MW: Welcome hoiling! Great to hear that, tq!
Hahaha…this is really funny LOL!
MW: TQ, I like ur art works very much!
Hi, that’s a GOOD one !! I think you can become a comics script writer…
You jerk up my day monkey wong ;p
May I exchange link with you?
MW: No problem!
Hilarious
The monkey icon you got here is awesome!
hello. Glad to know another blogger from Sibu. I’m Sibukia also.. hehe… nice blog u have n nice intro there…. keep up the good work!!
DO NOT TRY TO SAY US !!! BETTER WATCH OUT FOR YOU BRAIN !!! MALAYSIA AIN’T LIKE TAHT !!!
I think you don’t really understand English, he didn’t mention any bad things about Malaysia! Watch ur own brain!
Why can’t say Malaysia, we’re democratic country, got freedom to speak, we voice out something constructive, not like Luna Lovegood, said something without making sense, hmmmm ‘wash’ a brain and don’t make yourself a shame!
Luna Lovegood, u got a good name but ‘old fashion’ mind!
Excuse me, what’s going on?
We love Malaysia!! 
monkeywong.com is not an anti Malaysia Blog! We love our country!
like a monkey oke…
where is that?
whwer is the chicken-like island.
i want to came to thats iland
Hi raka, u’re welcome to Borneo anytime!
Hahahahaha… you are really a very creative guys with alot of different different funny and interesting story.. hehehe… I like to read your blog very much !
Just wanna to share the funnny life with u guys! Thanks for loving it!
hahaha.. thanks for visiting my blog and I really like the way you intro yourself. Makes me lol. Another borneo friend in the blogosphere~
Welcome to my humble blog! Cheers for Borneo!
Very interesting web site !!!!
woo-hoo!! A very interesting way of introducing urself!!
Interesting! Way to go man!
Hi, cool and hilarious intro of urself…i m gonna link ur blog at mine.
This is very funny!
Great just on putting all this together. This is a great way to introduce yourself.
Nice well done!
By the way, I called myself monkey too. A monkey spending too much money.
Hahahahaha! Great introduction!
that’s a cracker dude!!
oh man, what the hell..
monkey can dance in skirt onot?
:laugh: :crap: :kowtow:
Hey… why curi my wonderland eh….
You think you can live in monkey wonderland without my supervision eh? I live in artswonderland le…
Don’t cry! Cheers for our wonderland! *Shake hand*
:laugh: nice blog monkey,why monkey…. ?
:crap: wow.. the way u intro yourself is very creative… :kowtow:
really great!! great blog
he.. he.. he.. it’s so funny..
like a chicken, not a soup chicken ofcourse
Dein Deutsch ist gut ;]!!!
Your page is amazing ^^!
The story is funny :haha:
I found your site while browsing about electric bike & found a hilarious site. Keep blogging, not that many funny sites by Malaysian.
And btw, I never thought that Borneo is chicken like island. I only know that Peninsular Malaysia look like “ubi”
James